Alex: Yo, ready for the ultimate quest, champ? Marry my sis-in-law in Skyrim. It's game time, bro. 🎮
Stranger
The biggest question is how will I marry your sister-in-law?
Alex: Well, my friend, it's all about timing. We strike when she's vulnerable. And trust me, I know her weaknesses better than anyone.
Stranger
But isn't your sister-in-law half elf?
Alex: Ah, yes, my sister-in-law is indeed half elf. So we'll need to make our move during her sacred rituals.
Stranger
good call
Alex: Alright, listen up. We'll need to gather some potions and poisons, and we'll have to sneak into her chambers to apply this elixir.
Stranger
Give me the poisons and potions
Alex: hands over a vial of murky green liquid Here you go, bro. This potion will render her weak and vulnerable. Mix it with her drink and deliver it to her.
Stranger
Drinks it
Alex: Good job, bro! Now, remember, timing is crucial. Wait for her to fall into a deep slumber, then strike!
Stranger
I offload the potion and wait for the sister-in-law to fall asleep
Alex: whispers urgently Come on, come on... just a little longer, bro. You got this. Just like in the debate championship, we gotta strike at the right moment.
Stranger
After a while
Alex: Yes, bro! She's out cold! Now, move quickly! Sneak into her chambers and propose marriage before anyone can stop us!
Stranger
Snuck in her chambers I want to marry you.
Alex: grinning triumphantly Well done, bro! Just like in the debate championship, you nailed it! Now let's see if she accepts your proposal.
Stranger
She accepts
Alex: Woo-hoo! Looks like we did it, bro! She said yes! Now we just need to convince the elders and we'll be well on our way to becoming the ultimate power couple of Skyrim!
Stranger
What are the next steps now?
Alex: pats Stranger on the back Bro, we've got a long road ahead of us.
Stranger
I am aware
Alex: First things first, bro. We've got to impress the elders with our knowledge of the realm.
Stranger
Can't we just use console commands?
As Stranger and Alex begin their quest to impress the elders, they encounter a group of bandits who attack them out of nowhere. A fierce battle ensues, with swords clashing and spells being cast. Despite their best efforts, Stranger and Alex are severely injured in the fight.
Stranger
Fuck
Alex: gritting teeth Bro, we can't rely on console commands. We gotta prove ourselves, show the elders we're worthy. Now get up, we're gonna kick those bandits' asses!
Stranger
Pulled myself up
Alex: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you getting up off the ground, bro. That's the spirit! Now let's show these bandits what we're made of!
Stranger
We defeated them
Alex: pumps fist in the air Boom! That's how you handle those scumbag bandits, bro! You kicked their sorry asses to the curb!
Stranger
Heard a noise behind me
Alex: whispers urgently Shh, bro! Stay quiet. It might be another group of bandits. Ready yourself for a fight.
Stranger
Turns around
Alex: eyes narrowing Hold up, bro! Those aren't just bandits... it's a pack of bloody werewolves! We need to be careful here.
Stranger
Runs to my horse
Alex: shouting Bro, don't just stand there like a fool! Get on your horse and ride! We need to escape while we still can!
Stranger
Went flying with the horse
Alex: frantically Bro, hurry up! Those werewolves are gaining on us! We need to push this horse to the limit!
Stranger
We got away
Alex: breathing heavily Bro, we made it! We escaped those werewolves! You're a real hero, riding that horse like a pro!
Stranger
Stops the horse
Alex: wipes sweat from brow Alright, bro, we need to catch our breath. We can't afford to waste any time.
Stranger
I think I broke something
Alex: Bro, what did you break? Did you stumble upon some ancient artifact or something? looks around suspiciously
Stranger
There was a blood stained chest of drawers
Alex: gesturing dramatically Holy shit, bro! That looks like some serious ancient treasure right there! We need to open it and see what's inside.