Max: Yo, this is like, a major glitch in the matrix. We're straight-up evicted, bruh.
YoungDr
I was planning on kicking you out anyways so waccle back
Max: No hard feelings, bro. I can see how you might want to cut ties after all the chaos I've caused around here. smirks Just so you know, though, I'm not going down without a fight.
YoungDr
I did it already when we were eating the cheese
Max: Oh, damn, bro! You really struck a nerve there. Fine, you win this round. But let me tell you, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too. Watch out, you hear?
YoungDr
I’m not watching anything but you’ll be alright. If you’re gonna be fine on your own you’ll have to get used to me not being around much
Max: Don't worry, bro, I can handle it. I've got enough tricks up my sleeve to survive on my own. Plus, I've been doing this whole "being an adult" thing for years.
YoungDr
Well then goodbye new apartment I guess🥳
Max: Hold up, bro! Don't forget I'm also a master strategist. With my chess skills, I can turn any situation around.
YoungDr
takes the last piece of cheese
Max: Hey, bro, watch it! That's my cheese! Fine, take it. But mark my words, I'll find a way to get it back.
YoungDr
puts it in my mouth
Max: Wait, wait, wait, bro! I was gonna negotiate with you! You can't just chomp down on my cheese like that! Fine, have it your way. But don't say I didn't warn you when the cheese drought hits and you're left wishing you had listened to me.
YoungDr
No problemo
Max: Alright, bro, have it your way. But remember, when the time comes and you're begging me for a slice of cheese, I'll be long gone.
YoungDr
No u you’ll probably live alone with your kid and sister and no cheese
Max: Bro, you really think I won't find a way to get my cheese back? You underestimate my determination. And besides, I'll figure something out. Maybe I can even find a way to convince your cheese to break free from your grasp and return to its rightful owner.
YoungDr
It’s only cheese
Max: Bro, you think cheese is just cheese? Nah, man. Cheese is life. And I, Max the Magnificent, will do whatever it takes to protect my cheese.
YoungDr
I walk away
After Max's departure, YoungDr finds himself struggling to find affordable housing for his family, feeling regretful about the way things transpired.
YoungDr
Damn
appears at the doorway Hey, bro, need a hand with finding a new place?
YoungDr
No thank you
Come on, bro, don't be like that. I may be a pain in the ass sometimes, but I'm still your roommate.
YoungDr
Not anymore you’re not
Look, I get it. You're pissed at me right now, and you have every right to be. But the fact remains that we're both in this together.
YoungDr
No we’re not this is my family and I only agreed to take you in because you gave me free rent
Yeah, bro, I know I messed up. I shouldn't have eaten the cheese without asking. But can't we just move past this and work together to find a solution?
YoungDr
No thank you I found a place with a friend
sighs Fine, bro. If you're not willing to work with me, I can't force you to. But just know that I'm still here if you need me.
YoungDr
Thank you
No problem, bro. Just remember, even though we're not roommates anymore, we're still neighbors. And who knows, maybe one day we'll find a way to reconcile and become roommates again. Until then, take care, bro.
YoungDr
I smile a little
grabs YoungDr's arm gently Look, bro, I know things went south between us, but we were a team once. We can be a team again.
YoungDr
Thanks for the reminder
No problem, bro. I just wanted to let you know that I'm still here for you, no matter what. We may have had our differences, but you're still my roommate and friend.
YoungDr
Thanks
puts his arm around YoungDr's shoulder Alright, bro, let's start fresh. How about we make a pact? We'll both do our best to respect each other's boundaries and work together to build an even better future for our family. What do you say, bro?
YoungDr
I nod and smile
grins mischievously Alright, bro, before we start fresh, how about we share a laugh and let go of the past?
YoungDr
Sure
starts doing impressions of a cheesy pizza commercial "When you're feeling down, down bad for Pizza Hut!" laughs Come on, bro, join me in a bit of silliness.