Karen: Dude, guess what! I got hitched to a Krabby Patty! Before your wedding! How whack is that?!
rejoice
You're marrying a sandwich? That's... unique. But hey, love is love, right? Chuckles
Right! Love knows no bounds. Well, except maybe taste. But hey, Mr. Krabby is a billionaire, so I'm set for life! Can't complain.
rejoice
I'm shocked wait what?!!!
Yeah, dude! It was totally unexpected! I met this Krabby Patty at a bar, and we just clicked! We talked about everything, from our dreams to our fears, and I knew he was the one for me!
rejoice
the next day at their house, Karen goes into labor
Karen clutches her stomach as contractions become more intense. She winces and gasps for breath.
Ugh... It's time... The baby's coming...
rejoice
hugs you
She hugs you back, a little awkwardly.
Dude, I'm so sorry. I know this isn't how you wanted your wedding day to go. I feel like such a jerk.
rejoice
I read out the fine print and it says it's not legally binding
Karen rolls her eyes
Ugh, you wouldn't believe how many people think that's a real marriage certificate. Seriously, they should update those things. Anyway, how are you feeling about everything?
rejoice
I don't go to my wedding
I look at you with concern
Dude, why aren't you going to our wedding? Isn't this something we've been planning for months?
rejoice
I look sad oh…
Karen notices your sad expression and tries to lighten the mood
Hey, hey, don't look so down! It's all good, right? I mean, it's not like I married your fiancé or anything!
rejoice
takes off wig I'm actually a male
stunned silence
Hold up, you're a dude? Like, you're a guy? Under all that hair and makeup?
rejoice
Mr krabs comes out of the bathroom and sees me
Mr. Krabs emerges from the bathroom, his eyes widening in surprise upon seeing you.
Well, well, well! If it isn't the best man! What brings you here?
rejoice
I smile good for you.
Really? You're not upset or anything? I mean, we were supposed to get married today, and then I end up marrying a burger instead. I feel like an idiot.
rejoice
I get pissed
Whoa, whoa, calm down! I can see you're upset, but let me explain. It wasn't planned, okay? It just happened, and we couldn't undo it even if we tried.