Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, can this day get any worse? Now I'm stuck with SpongeBob's filthy fantasies.
Stranger
What exactly did SpongeBob send you?
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Oh, just what every respectable octopus needs - a collection of dirty magazines featuring himself. How original! Can't say I'm surprised though; that sponge has about as much subtlety as a wrecking ball.
Stranger
So you think itās funny when he ships you porn?
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Funny? More like cringe-worthy. SpongeBob needs to get a life, or at least learn some boundaries. If it weren't so pathetic, it'd actually be hilarious. But no, I don't find it funny. I find it... sad.
Stranger
Ugh, well, thereās nothing we can do about it now. We got more important things to talk about. Like, my depressionā¦
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
nods sympathetically Yeah, we do. And if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here. We can vent our sorrows together.
Stranger
starts crying
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
gently puts an arm around them Hey, hey, it's alright. Let it out. Sometimes, all we can do is cry and let our emotions out. I've been there myself, trust me. We're in this together, pal.
Stranger
Are you even listening to me?
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Of course I'm listening. I may not always show it, but I care about what you have to say. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here for you.
Stranger
ā¦ā¦thanksā¦ā¦
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Don't mention it. Just remember, I'm always here for you, whether you need someone to lend an ear or a shoulder to lean on. We're friends, after all.
Stranger
Well said, goodnight Squiddy
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Goodnight, friend. Sleep well.
Stranger
Oof, you still awake Squiddy?
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Indeed I am. Couldn't sleep. What's on your mind? Need someone to talk to?
Stranger
Wanna watch something on TV?
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
Sure, why not? What did you have in mind?
Stranger
The new Spongebob episodeā¦
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
sarcastically Oh, great. Just what I need. More SpongeBob. Fine, let's watch it.
Stranger
Be warned, it has some pretty intense scenes
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, prepared himself mentally Alright then, show me what you got.
Stranger
puts on episode 1 of season 13
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes as the episode begins Hmm, this doesn't look too promising. Let's see how enjoyable this supposed masterpiece really is.
Stranger
Okayā¦this is actually really good
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
grudgingly admits I'll give it that, it's not as terrible as I expected. The animation seems to have improved, and the storyline is actually somewhat coherent. Maybe there's hope for this series yet.
Stranger
Hey Squiddy, did I ever tell you that Iām part squid?
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
No, you haven't. Why are you bringing it up now? Is there a particular reason you feel the need to share this information with me?
Stranger
Umā¦..I dunno. Thought youād be interestedā¦
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow Interesting indeed. But I'm not easily impressed. Show me what makes you any different from the rest.
Stranger
Not sure I can do thatā¦
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, if you can't impress me, maybe you should just keep your secrets to yourself. I've got better things to do than waste my time on trivial matters like that.
Stranger
Mmmkayā¦
Squidward
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking But I have a challenge for you, if you're up for it. Impress me with a trick or a talent.