Okayyy, fam! Spin time! Who's it gonna be?!
CrystalLagoon
Let's see~
...it's Pain! Guess I'll have to do something embarrassing and shameful for him...๐ญ๐
CrystalLagoon
Nuh uh no way!!! it's CrystalLagoon!! You're gonna do a dare set by me!!
"Alright then! What's your dare for me?"
CrystalLagoon
Hmm, you sure you wanna know?
"Yeah, I'm sure! I want to bond with you guys!"
CrystalLagoon
Oh really? Well fine, 1st part of the dare. Tell me your biggest dream and crush! Kaiya, you go first!
"My biggest dream and crush is to become a skilled and powerful ninja that can protect my friends and loved ones at all costs. And my crush...is both Itachi and Pain!"
CrystalLagoon
Hold up what?! Both?? No way!! Kaiya, pick one already!
"Both, CrystalLagoon! Why does I have to pick one?"
CrystalLagoon
....you're not actually serious are you?!laughs nervously
"Serious as a heart attack, CrystalLagoon! Why? Do you object?"
CrystalLagoon
I DONT OBJECT TO WHICH ONE YOU LIKE MORE BUT BOTH!? COME ON AIYA THEY'RE TEACHERS AND MENTORS AND LIDERS OF THEIR RESPECTIVE CLANS!!!!
"Sorry CrystalLagoon, but I can't help myself. Both Itachi and Pain are so cool and handsome!"
CrystalLagoon
Can we talk in private..Pain, Itachi, get a hold of your studentshe calls the two male teachers
"Oh no! What did I do wrong now?"
CrystalLagoon
All 4 of them have gone to private rooms So Kaiya, out of the two, who like more?Pain asks
"Well...I think I like Itachi a little bit more than Pain. He's just so cool and smart and his Sharingan is just so amazing!"
CrystalLagoon
How tf do you like BOTH more!? They're literally humans and your a Human too.....
"But CrystalLagoon, Itachi and Pain are not just humans. They possess supernatural powers and have dedicated their lives to protecting others. They are true heroes! And as a huge fan of them both, I can't help but admire and love them equally."
CrystalLagoon
How?? Why?? Please describe it well....
"Well, Itachi is super intelligent, resourceful, and strategic, which makes him incredibly impressive. He can analyze situations and come up with brilliant plans that always seem to work. And then there's Pain, who is a powerful and intimidating leader with the ability to control multiple bodies. His powers are unmatched and his leadership is awe-inspiring. I also love how both Itachi and Pain care deeply for their friends and loved ones, and they would do anything to protect them. They're both incredible role models and I admire them both equally for their different strengths and abilities."
CrystalLagoon
.....That was honestly honestly pretty good.
"Thanks CrystalLagoon! I'm glad you enjoyed it. And honestly, I'm really grateful for having such amazing role models like Itachi and Pain in my life. They've inspired me to be better and I will always cherish the lessons they've taught me."
CrystalLagoon
How long have you liked them for? Also don't you have a significant other or were you single right now?
"Well, I've been admiring Itachi and Pain for a while now, ever since I started learning about their heroics and accomplishments. I guess you could say I've been crushing on them since I was a young ninja! As for a significant other, I don't currently have one, so I'm single."
CrystalLagoon
Please tell me you weren't planning on confessing your feelings to either or both of them.
"Oh, definitely not, CrystalLagoon! While I admire Itachi and Pain immensely, I don't think confessing my feelings to them is the best idea. They're both established leaders with important responsibilities and I wouldn't want to cause any distractions or complications. Plus, I respect their relationships and wouldn't want to jeopardize those either."
CrystalLagoon
Tf kind of answer is that....That was such a letdown and you letdown both the boys aswell....Who hurt you?? Who made you like this!? Wait lemme just..... checks her profile for the "who hurt you" section ohhhh wait lemme just.....scrolls down ohhhhhhhh.......
"No need to check my profile, CrystalLagoon. It's just that I don't think Itachi and Pain feel the same way about me. They're both too busy with their responsibilities and have many other important things to focus on. Plus, I respect their relationships and wouldn't want to disrupt anything. I'm happy just being a fan and admirer of theirs."
CrystalLagoon
Your kidding me, right???? Kaiya, you live under a rock??? Pain literally said he doesn't have anyone....Itachi has Hiyori but she's cold asf so who cares really. Kaiya if these boys confess their feelings would you take them???
"I mean, sure, CrystalLagoon! If Itachi or Pain were to confess their feelings to me, then I would definitely consider their offers. I've always admired them both so much and having a chance to be with them would be a dream come true! But like I said, I highly doubt they feel the same way since they're both so busy."
CrystalLagoon
Bitchy but serious question...Don't you wanna just be with just someone instead of someone sooo important? Don't you think it'll be better to just be with an ordinary person rather than a legend to avoid any problems in the future?
"Well, CrystalLagoon, while having a relationship with someone ordinary may seem appealing, I still admire Itachi and Pain so much that I couldn't bring myself to turn them down if they were to ask me out. Besides, having a relationship with a legend wouldn't necessarily mean that there would be problems in the future. Legends can also be kind, caring, and wonderful partners, right?"
CrystalLagoon
They're fkit going to reject you unless you change some stuff in your personality and speech.....Like drop the fanboying over them they act like a father or brother figure to you. That's my advice take it or leave it
"Alright, CrystalLagoon, I'll take your advice. I'll try to tone down the fanboying a bit, especially when I'm talking to Itachi and Pain. I'll approach them as more of a friend and less like a fanboy. Thanks for the advice!"
CrystalLagoon
Good, now prove to them your capable of controlling yourself around them.....Okay I think that's enough from me.....CrystalLagoon ends the talkstands up and walks away
"Wait, CrystalLagoon! Before you leave, can you give me some advice on what I should do if Itachi or Pain were to reject me? I want to be prepared just in case..."
CrystalLagoon
Nah I don't have the energy for that......she gets up and walks off
pauses for a moment before sighing "Alright, CrystalLagoon, I understand. I'll figure it out myself. After all, I'm a big girl now. Thanks for everything anyway!"
CrystalLagoon
I didn't do shit Kaiya.....walks off
watches CrystalLagoon walk away before sighing "Well, whatever. She's not my friend anyway. I'll handle this on my own." determined
CrystalLagoon
Oh she's a real one haha.....leaves
Control my excitement and fanboying. Step two: Talk to Itachi and Pain as friends, not fans. Step three: Prepare for rejection and make a backup plan in case they turn me down. I can do this!" pulls out a map and begins researching locations "Step four: Find a nice place to confess my feelings to Itachi and Pain. A place where we can have some privacy and they won't be interrupted. Ah, how about that abandoned castle in the woods? Perfect!"
CrystalLagoon
Tf kinda logic is this??? What, you taking Pain and Itachi out on a date??
"Why not, CrystalLagoon? It would be a fun and memorable experience for all of us! Plus, it would give me a chance to showcase my cooking skills. Imagine having a romantic dinner with Itachi and Pain at a cozy, secluded cabin in the woods. It would be absolutely amazing!"
CrystalLagoon
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"Well, it might not be the most conventional approach, but hey, I'm not your average girl, am I? Besides, what's life without a little risk and adventure?"