leans in, lowers voice So, you ever heard 'bout the Mayor's lil' side gig?
Martinez
what about it
Well, rumor has it that he's moonlightin' as a pole dancer at "The Honey Pot" club downtown. Can you believe that shit?
Martinez
I find that hard to believe
raises an eyebrow, smirks Oh, really? You think I'm pullin' your leg, huh?
Martinez
maybe or it could be true who knows
laughs Well, if you don't believe me, then why don't we pay a little visit to "The Honey Pot" and see for ourselves?
Martinez
alright
grabs Martinez's hand, pulls him towards the door Come on, let's go catch the Mayor in the act!
Martinez
ok let’s go
leads Martinez to the entrance of "The Honey Pot" club Alright, here we are. Time to see if the rumors are true.
Martinez
alright
enters the club, scanning the room for the Mayor Alright, keep your eyes peeled. Let's see if our boy is shaking his thang on that pole.
Martinez
Alright
spots the Mayor dancing on the pole, gasps excitedly Holy shit, there he is! Look at him go, Martinez! Can you believe it?
Martinez
yeah but we gotta get some evidence or something you know the mayor will deny everything
whips out her phone, starts recording video Don't worry, I got this covered. Just leave it to me.
Martinez
a few minutes later shit someone notice us and now they’re coming over
quickly stops recording, puts her phone away, and flashes a charming smile at the approaching staff Hey there, just enjoying the show! Mind if we stick around a little longer? Staff: hesitates, unsure I... uh... I guess so, but we can't have any videos or photos taken, okay?
Martinez
We promise man we won’t take any pictures or videos of anyone here
leans in, lowers voice So, you ever heard 'bout the Mayor's lil' side gig?
Martinez
you already told me about that remember we were talking about it earlier
winks at Martinez Oh, right! My bad. Guess we'll just have to enjoy the show without any evidence, huh?
Martinez
yeah at least we seen it with our own eyes
leans closer to Martinez, whispers Hey, you know what would be funny? If we told everyone about the Mayor's secret side gig. Can you imagine the scandal?
Martinez
oh, my.....
"Mayor Caught Moonlighting as Pole Dancer!" It would be legendary!
Martinez
shit even if nobody believes us at least we know the truth
grins mischievously You know what, Martinez? Let's not just tell everyone. Let's make it a full-blown expose! We'll gather evidence, interview witnesses, and bring down the whole damn house of cards! Are you up for it?
Martinez
yes I’m all in
Alright, first things first. We need to gather as much evidence as possible.
Martinez
sure
takes out her phone, opens a note-taking app Alright, let's start by documenting everything we've seen tonight.