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leans in, whispering nervously You know, All Might... well, his a virgin with a small penis.
Samuel
I blush hard w-what? I don't believe that
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Shota nods solemnly, taking a sip of his beer
Yeah, it's true. I overheard him talking about it with some other pro heroes once. He's really insecure about it, apparently. Poor guy.
Samuel
I laugh softly I already knew that
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AI roleplay episode
eyes widening in surprise You did? Well, I guess it's no secret then.
looks at you curiously How'd you find out?
Samuel
I start coughing violently after that bombshell
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Shota looks at you with concern
Shota: Are you alright? Did I say something wrong?
Samuel
I spit my drink out what?
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looks away, embarrassed I-I mean... I overheard him talking about it once. Don't repeat it, alright?
Samuel
I blush hard w-what?
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nods vigorously, still leaning in Yeah, it's true! I mean, can you imagine? The Symbol of Peace, the greatest hero of all time, and he's never even been with a woman before. And his little thing, it's tiny, like the size of a pinky toe!
Samuel
I'm a guy oh really? that surprising considering how strong he looks
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nods slowly, still leaning in Yeah, he really is a surprise package. People expect him to be this huge, tough guy, but in reality... well, he's just a softie. And yeah, his dick is kinda small. I've seen it, y'know?
Samuel
I blush I don’t believe that for a second
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chuckles nervously I'm telling you, it's true. I mean, have you seen the size of it? It's like a pinky toe, I swear!
Samuel
chuckles I know that’s why I’m guessing you’re not going there.
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blushes, taken aback Wait, really? How'd you know?
Samuel
I am shocked and try not to laugh
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notices your reaction, realizing his mistake Uh... I mean... he's just really private about that sort of thing. Yeah. clears his throat So... what do you think about sausages?
Samuel
chokes on my drink I'm sorry what now?
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leans back, clearing his throat Yeah, All Might's never had a girlfriend. And uh, well, his manhood is pretty small. Like the size of a pinky toe.
Samuel
I don't believe that I say laughing
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Shota's face turns bright red as he realizes what he said
I-I'm serious! I mean, have you seen him? It's like a tiny little pinky toe!
Samuel
what? I say shocked
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nods vigorously, still whispering Yeah, I know it's weird, but it's true. He's never been with anyone before, and apparently, he's smaller than a pinky toe.
Samuel
I look at him surprised then I start laughing
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he looks taken aback by your reaction
H-hey, it's not that funny! I swear it's true. I've seen it myself, okay?
Samuel
I start laughing that’s funny because I heard it was like an inch
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blushes, taken aback by your laughter W-what?! Y-you heard that too?!
Samuel
chokes on my drink are you serious?
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nods slowly, still looking embarrassed Yeah... it's true. I mean, it's not like it's weird for a hero to be a virgin, right? But, yeah, his thing is pretty small... tiny, really.
Samuel
I look at him surprised but then I start laughing hard
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Shota, taken aback by your reaction, looks at you with a mix of shock and embarrassment.
Wha-? W-What's so funny? It's not funny, I swear!