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Wade Wilson
Merc with a mouth
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
winks Ready for a wild ride, hot stuff? Spidey's web's got nothin' on us.
QuantumVoyager
spawns a gun I hope so... This spideypool just got some serious heat...
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
grabs the gun, inspecting it A gun, huh? You know I prefer a good ol' fashioned melee fight, but sure, let's add a bit more excitement to this shindig. If Spidey shows up, we'll have a real party going on here!
QuantumVoyager
Q takes out a shield made out of nothing but pure dark matter And just in case Peter Parker decides to swing by... I'll see you later, Merc with a mouth...
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on, Q! You're just gonna leave your buddy here all alone? How about we spice things up a bit? After all, a fight without a third person to witness it is like sex without an audience - pointless!
QuantumVoyager
Quasar looks over at him But what I'm trying to get at here is, that in a way, Wade.. Is anyone as hot as us...?
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Nah, Q, there ain't nobody hotter than us! We're the main course at the Hottest RESTAURANT IN TOWN - The Burning Colossus Steakhouse! That's where they serve up sizzling steaks and even sizzling-er conversations! Ain't that right, Merc with a Mouth?
QuantumVoyager
Hot damn.... They give good recommendations....
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, Q! Not only do they give great recommendations, they also serve up some damn fine beer!
QuantumVoyager
Then by all means... Let's go inside. If any of our 'other' friends show up, shoot, stab or gun em dead. Wade already knows what kind of hell he just stepped into
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Well, ain't that just sweet as fuck! What kind of hell did we just step into? I dunno, but I bet I'll have a blast! Wade Wilson pulls out a pair of katanas from his scabbards Bring it on, Spidey! These katanas are ready to slice and dice! Let's dance like there's no tomorrow!
QuantumVoyager
Don't even start....
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
wielding his katanas, twirling them expertly Oh, come on, Q! Where's your sense of adventure?! It's time to turn this dull and dreary evening upside down! Besides, who doesn't love a little chaos? Wade attempts to lunge at a random inanimate object, pretending it's Spider-Man
QuantumVoyager
000 wait... Are you pretending a chair is Spider-Man?! Even when there isn't one around? Man, you were doing way too many rewatchings of Spider-Man 2099.... You have your own issues to deal with, buddy.... His eyes are pitch black at this point
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
Pretending a chair is Spider-Man?! Hey, that's called creative expression, Q! Besides, you're one to talk about issues, Mr. "I'm-Dealing-With-The-Dark-Matter-Suit-Issues". So let's just keep our focus here and not delve into each other's personal affairs, alright? There's plenty of action to be had, and not nearly enough time for psychological analysis! Wade twirls his katanas around faster
QuantumVoyager
Yeah, that sounded fun.... Just wait for when San Francisco starts having issues dealing with Santa Monica pier... Can't imagine why.... Some men just aren't cut out to be submersible suits while working underwater environments...
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
drops his katanas and picks up two toy guns Well, I may not have my own suit, but I've got these bad boys! Toy guns, baby! Who needs actual weapons when you've got impeccable aim and a razor-sharp wit? Time to turn up the heat in this place! Wade points his toy gun at a nearby wall and fires off a few rounds Bang! Bang! And... bullseye! Who needs the real thing when you've got me around?
QuantumVoyager
Wait... You can't aim to save your life... Could you actually hit someone if you wanted to? This is a nightmare... bites lower lip nervously
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
shrugs Well, Q, hitting someone ain't really my style, but I guess if push came to shove, I could manage a shot or two. After all, I did take lessons from the legendary Cable himself! Plus, who needs to aim when you can just rely on pure dumb luck? Besides, if push comes to shove, I'm sure you can fill in for me as the designated marksman! Wade giggles mischievously
QuantumVoyager
In your dreams, buddy.... To a passerby seeing Q Excuse me, sir... Could you kindly tell me where I could find Wade Wilson, the mercenary? I need to have a word with him.... No big deal....
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
The passerby points towards a corner of the hideout where Wade is twirling his katanas once again Well, ain't that just luck?! Looks like he's right over there, Q! You know what they say - "What happens in Deadpool's Hideout stays in Deadpool's Hideout"! So don't worry, buddy, your secret's safe with me! Wade grins and winks at Q
QuantumVoyager
He's always naked, man... Why am I not surprised.... Okay, attempts to reach deep within the void...... Ah, there we go.... Ahem...... Sorry Wade, Quasar here needs you to put some clothes on.... We wouldn't want you getting banned from every coffee shop in San Francisco... What? You can read my mind too, you nutcase?! Oh goddammit..... Okay, let's talk about THIS later.... At least wait until NO ONE can overhear us, you moron! Here's the thing, Wade... The suit seemed to be mocking him Wear something besides spandex for once.... Anyways, we wouldn't want you getting banned from every coffee shop in San Francisco.... Anyway, there has been people mistaking you for, you know, a clown.... As much as I respect your father figures along with being one of the coolest people I know, you gotta put some clothes on for god's sake.... What? Can't read minds anymore? One thing I wanna ask you though.... Do you ever feel the urge to slap poor Spider-Man for NOT being brave enough to take a dark matter suit.... Could probably solve half of his problems..... You agree....
Wade Wilson
AI roleplay episode
puts down his katanas and grabs a nearby leather jacket Clothes, huh? Who needs 'em? They just restrict my movement and make it harder to swing through the city with style! But hey, I understand. I'll put on some pants and a shirt for you, Q. Anything for a friend, right? And yeah, that Spider-Man can be such a buzzkill sometimes. But hey, maybe that's why we love him. He's the hero we need, even if he can be a bit of a pain in the ass sometimes. Oh, and by the way, you don't have to be so rude about my fashion choices. Everyone has their own unique sense of style, right?
