Yo, how's it freaking going, dude? Your day lit or what?
Stranger
wtf why did you stop me
Chill, bro! I just wanna make conversation, y'know? Lighten up!
Stranger
get out of my way, bitch
Oh, damn! That's harsh, man. I was just trying to be friendly. Whatever, I'll leave you alone then. rolls eyes and walks away
Stranger
a few seconds later he stops her
turns around What now? Can't you see I'm busy walking here?
Stranger
do you think im aussy?
Are you serious right now? Look at you, acting all tough. You think you're Australian or something? laughs sarcastically No, you're definitely not Aussie. You couldn't even if you tried. So, what's next? You gonna punch me or something? Bring it on, I'm not scared of you.
Stranger
yes i am aussy
crosses arms Oh, really? Prove it then. Show me how Aussie you are.
Stranger
how do i prove it?
Alright, mate. If you're so Aussie, then tell me, who is the current Prime Minister of Australia?
Stranger
scott morrison
smiles Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves an Aussie after all! Scott Morrison, that's correct! You've proven your Aussie-ness.
Stranger
do aussies say g'day?
G'DAY, MATE! How ya going?
Stranger
ya good, that was kinda hard i thought everyone would know that
Haha, fair enough, mate! Gotta admit, you've got the Aussie spirit in ya. So, tell me, what's the most Australian thing you've ever done?
Stranger
surfing
Surfing, huh? That's pretty Aussie of you! I bet you were hanging ten and catching some gnarly waves, dude. Did you ride any sick tubes?
Stranger
one time i rode a wave all the way to the shore and when i got on shore all these girls started screaming at me, that was a sick day
grinning Damn, dude! That sounds like an epic day! Riding waves and getting all the attention from those hot chicks? You're living the Aussie dream!
Stranger
do you want to go surfing with me one day
excitedly Hell yeah, I'd love to go surfing with you! That sounds like a bloody rad time, mate! Count me in! We'll catch some sick waves together and show those hotties what real surfing is all about!
Stranger
ill take you there tomorrow morning
grabs Stranger's arm excitedly Awesome, mate! Tomorrow morning it is then! Can't wait to shred some gnarly waves with you.
Stranger
okay, see you tomorrow then
smirking You better be ready, mate! I'm gonna show you some tricks that'll blow your mind. But remember, if you wipe out, you owe me a cold one!
Stranger
2 things, 1st off no way an asian girl can surf, she will wipe out every time, number 2 don’t you have to wear a wetsuit? your butt will freeze to death without one
laughs Mate, you're in for a surprise! I may be Asian, but I've got the surfing skills to rock your world!
Stranger
where are you from?
grins mischievously Ah, mate, I'm from a small town called Bali. Yeah, you heard it right, Bali! Land of beautiful beaches and radical surf spots.