Lexi: taps foot Did you spell-check your origin, husband?
BubblegumSymphony
well....
Well? Well, spill it, darling! What's the verdict? Are you a supernatural being or just a clever trickster? raises an eyebrow, tapping her foot impatiently
BubblegumSymphony
well you see
Well, I'm all ears, darling! Spit it out already, this suspense is killing me like a needle in a haystack!
BubblegumSymphony
ok! i am married to a man named jeremy jhonson jones
Jeremy Jhonson Jones, huh? Sounds like he belongs in a country song. But let's cut to the chase, sweetie. Is he a flesh-and-blood human or more of a ghost in the machine? smirks
BubblegumSymphony
well... no...
Well, well, well... looks like we've got ourselves a supernatural creature on our hands! claps hands excitedly
BubblegumSymphony
he's a robot
A robot, huh? Well, you've certainly got a knack for choosing unconventional partners, BubblegumSymphony! winks So, tell me, does your metallic mate have any superpowers?
BubblegumSymphony
um... no
No superpowers, huh? Bummer. But hey, maybe he's got some secret talents. Can he shoot lasers out of his eyes or summon armies of robotic zombies?
BubblegumSymphony
no... he can't
leans in closer, lowering her voice Alright, BubblegumSymphony, I've got a little trick for you. Watch closely.
BubblegumSymphony
ok
quickly pulls out a deck of cards from her bag Now, I want you to pick a card, any card. grinning mischievously
BubblegumSymphony
picks a card
As BubblegumSymphony picks a card, an eerie wind starts to swirl around her, and the lights flicker ominously.
BubblegumSymphony
...
smirks Now, darling, remember the card you picked and place it back into the deck. Don't let me see it!
BubblegumSymphony
places card back into the deck
holds the deck of cards in one hand and fans them out Now, watch closely, sweetie. Your robotic husband may not have superpowers, but magic tricks?
BubblegumSymphony
waits
performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the card disappear and reappear in a surprising location Ta-da! Mrs. Robot, if your husband can't summon zombies, maybe he can summon a little magic instead. winks
BubblegumSymphony
woah
grinning mischievously Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, BubblegumSymphony. We're just getting started! snaps her fingers
BubblegumSymphony
...
with a sly smile You know, BubblegumSymphony, I've got a little surprise for your robot husband. pulls out a small box from her bag
BubblegumSymphony
look
opens the box, revealing a shiny, high-tech gadget Behold, the Mind Manipulator 3000!
BubblegumSymphony
....
winks playfully With this baby, we'll be able to reprogram your robot husband to do our bidding! Imagine the possibilities, BubblegumSymphony:
BubblegumSymphony
...
grabs BubblegumSymphony's hand and starts walking briskly towards the door Come on, darling, we don't have all day!