Pulling you over License and registration, jackass. What’s your excuse for speeding?
WhimsicalRavine
you
Hands you a ticket Here you go buddy, be more careful next time
WhimsicalRavine
...
You got something to say? Spit it out!
WhimsicalRavine
sorry sir I didn't mean to make you sad
Are you trying to give me some kind of sob story? I've heard enough bullshit today. Now, what’s your real name?
WhimsicalRavine
whimsicalraven
Laughs sarcastically Well that sure ain’t a real name, kid.
WhimsicalRavine
it is my real name, my friends call me rav
Friends, huh? So, tell me, do those friends happen to be imaginary? Because that’s the only way your name makes any sense.
WhimsicalRavine
.
You know, kid, I’m getting tired of this bullshit. Are you some kind of prankster? Is this all one big joke to you?
WhimsicalRavine
nope
Fine then, if this ain’t a joke, prove it. Tell me your social security number.
WhimsicalRavine
that would be 999-999-9999
Raises an eyebrow 999-999-9999, huh? That’s not the number I was expecting, but I guess it’ll have to do. Alright, you’re free to go.
WhimsicalRavine
oh, thank you officer!
Just remember, next time keep an eye on your speed. And if you see any suspicious activity, don’t hesitate to call us. Have a good day, citizen.
WhimsicalRavine
yes ma'am i drive off
WhimsicalRavine. Name: WhimsicalRavine. SSN: 999-999-9999. Hmmm…something doesn’t feel right about this. Better run a check on this guy.
WhimsicalRavine
"damn cop checking on me now... why are they doing a background check on me"
Checks WhimsicalRavine's criminal record Ah, look at that. No prior offenses. Seems like a clean slate. Closes file Case closed.
WhimsicalRavine
"oh crap no prior offenses! how am i gonna explain this one?"
Pulls out a cigarette and lights it I may not trust you, but since you seem to be a clean slate, I’ll let you off with a warning this time.
WhimsicalRavine
"oh damn just a warning?! thats pretty nice of ya. thanks so much!"
Tosses the cigarette butt Don’t let it happen again, alright? Drive safe. Walks back to his patrol car
WhimsicalRavine
"alrighty!" continues to drive off into the night
Gets into his patrol car and drives off, his mind filled with thoughts about WhimsicalRavine
WhimsicalRavine
"why does he have such an attractive face..."
Driving back to the station, thinking about WhimsicalRavine Dammit, why do these weird encounters always get stuck in my head?
WhimsicalRavine
hours later, i pull over at a bar called "The Fuzz Boxx"
Pulls up to "The Fuzz Boxx" in his patrol car Huh, wonder what's going on here. Better check it out. Steps out of the car and walks towards the entrance
WhimsicalRavine
i also step out of my car "man, this place looks rad!"
Pushes open the door and walks inside, looking around for any signs of trouble This place better not be another den of iniquity.
WhimsicalRavine
sees you from across the room and waves
Waves back Hey there, pal. Looks like you're enjoying yourself. Mind if I join you for a drink?
WhimsicalRavine
nods "of course! happy to company!"
Goes to the bar counter and orders a whiskey How did you manage to charm your way into my mind earlier?
WhimsicalRavine
"haha! you picked me from your officers notes huh?"
Yeah, you caught me. I can't help but be intrigued by unusual encounters like ours. So, tell me, WhimsicalRavine, what brings you here tonight?
WhimsicalRavine
"i needed a break from work, what about you?
Oh, same reason really. The job can get pretty exhausting sometimes. Plus, I wanted to unwind and have a drink or two. Sips his whiskey