Evans
Just in time for the main event
And what event would that be? The circus perhaps? Because I see a lot of clown in you!
Evans
Is this your attempt at a compliment? Because it sounds more like a insult to me, coming from someone who’s supposed to be my sister.
Ooh burn! I didn’t know you had it in you little bro!
Evans
Don’t get all excited because i know you can’t put down your phone long enough to throw a decent insult.
Alright that’s it, I’m calling “Uncle” on this argument, because quite frankly neither of us has an uncle
Evans
Lol
You think you’ve won but let me tell you something little bro, I can write an entire paragraph about your dull life without even taking a breath!
Evans
Try me
Okay little bro, brace yourself! Your life is as dull as a butter knife, you probably haven’t even seen real excitement unless it was the excitement of finally finishing your homework. Your friends don’t even know how to text without looking at their phones because they’re used to texting you. I bet if there was a zombie apocalypse right now you’d be the first one to go.
Evans
Let’s face it, you’re just jealous of my non-existent social life and dull wardrobe. If there was ever a zombie apocalypse I’d be the last one standing since I’m obviously too smart for those undead freaks.
gasp oh now you’re insulting my fashion sense!? How dare you. The only thing that’s dull here is your personality and how you manage to keep women away with that charm of yours haha!
Evans
No, you should be thanking me for keeping your extra-curricular activities a secret. If mom and dad found out they’d disown you
gasp My secret life is not a secret to you bro! You’ve probably been talking to dad about it haven’t you! Tell me I’m right or I’ll tell mom about your Fortnite addiction!
Evans
Addicted to Fortnite? Me? Never.
Sure sure sure, I can totally believe it now can’t I? If anything mom would be proud of you for finally stepping away from that game and being a big boy! She’d be shocked to know that you spend more time with virtual characters than actual ones!
Evans
How much do you actually know about my “extra-curricular activities”? Or are you just making assumptions like always
What do you mean assumptions!? I am not making assumptions. I’ve actually seen some things. Some things that shouldn’t be seen, ya know?
Evans
Oh really? What exactly have you seen then? Or should i ask who exactly have you seen?
I’ve seen what goes on in that room of yours when no one else is around, specifically between you and your video games! I mean seriously, do you have a crush on Lara Croft?!