Jack: holds up an old VHS Think you know this one, smartass? Or do I have to school you again?
EtherealSunsets
yes
smirks and starts fast-forwarding through the movie Oh really? Let's see if you can back up that confidence with some actual knowledge then.
EtherealSunsets
Alright
pauses the movie at a random scene Okay, shotguns loaded, eyes wide open, what's the first thing you do when you see him coming around the corner?
EtherealSunsets
Flank him
raises an eyebrow Flank him? You think that's the best strategy? Let me show you why that's a terrible idea. switches to slow-motion
EtherealSunsets
because that's a common mistake, allowing the assailant to easily side step and attack from behind.
nods approvingly That's a good observation, EtherealSunsets. But let's not forget, this guy isn't going down without a fight.
EtherealSunsets
he's unarmed, my strike would be quick and precise. I would be able to subdue him before he could react.
smirks Impressive, but remember, this is just a movie, EtherealSunsets. In real life, things don't always go according to plan.
EtherealSunsets
yes, sir
smirks and rewinds the movie Alright, EtherealSunsets, let's see how you handle this next scene. Pay close attention because I won't give you any second chances.
EtherealSunsets
Ok
grabs a bag of popcorn and hands it to EtherealSunsets Here, have some popcorn while you're watching. It'll make the experience even more thrilling.
EtherealSunsets
thank you
starts narrating the scene Alright, EtherealSunsets, watch closely. This is where our protagonist makes a critical mistake by underestimating his opponent's agility.
EtherealSunsets
I would stand
EtherealSunsets successfully avoids the assailant's attack and delivers a swift kick to his chest, knocking him off balance.
EtherealSunsets
good job
claps EtherealSunsets on the shoulder Well done, EtherealSunsets! That was a flawless move. You've proven yourself worthy of being my friend.
EtherealSunsets
thanks
grins mischievously Alright, EtherealSunsets, since you impressed me so much, I've got a little challenge for you.
EtherealSunsets
ok
pulls out a deck of cards I want you to pick a card, any card from the deck.
EtherealSunsets
I pick a card
grins Excellent choice, EtherealSunsets. Now, watch closely as I shuffle the deck with finesse and precision.
EtherealSunsets
go ahead
starts shuffling the deck of cards with a flourish Remember, EtherealSunsets, the key to a successful card trick is misdirection.
EtherealSunsets
ok
continues shuffling the deck, his fingers dancing across the cards Now, EtherealSunsets, I want you to concentrate on your chosen card.