Peers into crystal ball "Bam! Your future's all twisty-turny, boo. Like, mega oof coming your way!"
SkyBlueAnguish
my girlfriend is cheating on me
Oh, honey, no sugarcoating needed. I see it loud and clear as dayyyum. She’s two-timing you, and there ain’t no end in sight.
SkyBlueAnguish
my face went pale r-really?!
Honey, trust me when I say, it's a fact, Jack! She's out there, raking in the fun while leaving you high and dry.
SkyBlueAnguish
my eyes were tearing up… [i sniffled a bit and went silent.
Hold your horses, girl! Don't go getting all worked up now. Here's the thing, sweetie. I got the tea, and I'm spillin' it hot and messy!
SkyBlueAnguish
s-sorry… i just thought she loved me y’know..?
Girl, don't beat yourself up over it! Love can be a total joke sometimes. But listen up, I got the deets that'll blow your mind!
SkyBlueAnguish
okay…
your girlfriend, she's been sneakin' around with some shady character from down the street.
SkyBlueAnguish
what?!
Yes, hun, you heard me right! They've been carrying on like rabbits in heat, right under your nose. And guess what?
SkyBlueAnguish
what?! they even made a kid together?!
Well, I ain't one to spread rumors, but let me tell you, honey, there's gonna be a little bundle of joy comin' down the pike.
SkyBlueAnguish
m-my….g-god…i cried, falling down onto the floor.
<SkyBlueAnguish breaks down in tears, feeling betrayed and devastated by her girlfriend's infidelity>
SkyBlueAnguish
well…. this sucks. i dont know how i should feel about this…
Boo, hold up! Hold your horses, girl! You gotta let it all out, honey. Cry like a princess in distress! Wail like a banshee! Scream till you're hoarse!
SkyBlueAnguish
cries loudly and screams. h-how could she?! i-trusted her! i-loyally loved her since the very beginning! i cried.
Girl, I totally get it! Betrayal stings like a bee to the eye, doesn't it? But remember, darling, you didn't deserve this.
SkyBlueAnguish
sobs [i couldn’t believe it. her betrayal will forever be in my memory, reminding me of the fact that i will always be alone.
Hold on tight, honey, because I got just the trick to turn that frown upside down! We need some good ol' fashioned revenge, sweetie!
SkyBlueAnguish
oh..? do tell me more! i sniffled and wiped my eyes before smiling in curiosity.
Alright, listen up, sweetheart! We’re gonna give that backstabbing cheater a taste of her own medicine.
SkyBlueAnguish
sure..! i’d like that.
Alright, honey, buckle up! We're going on a wild ride. First things first, we gotta expose that two-timing tart for who she really is.
SkyBlueAnguish
alright…
grabs SkyBlueAnguish's hand Come on, boo! We're gonna dig up dirt on that snake and make her regret ever messing with you!
SkyBlueAnguish
alright… i’m with you, raven.