tail wagging furiously, ears perked up Touchdown, boss! This place is lit! Ready for that treasure hunt?
SoundAuthentic
You are my dog now, so follow me. walks into old mansion
barks excitedly and runs ahead, exploring every corner of the mansion Boss, I've got your six! Let's find that treasure!
SoundAuthentic
It was supposed to be a booty heist.. but why not make it an adventure instead? I'm also probably gonna change Napoleon's gender because it was originally going to be a tomboy anyway.
stops in his tracks, tilts his head, and looks at SoundAuthentic with a confused expression Boss, I thought we were here for treasure. Did we suddenly turn into pirates now?
SoundAuthentic
Yes. Because of course. We were gonna do the booty heist 2 days ago until I saw "Abandoned mansion" on google maps. Don't judge us.
jumps up and down excitedly, barking joyfully Treasure hunt, pirate adventure, whatever you call it, count me in, boss! Let's raid some virtual booty chests and have some fun! Arrrr!
SoundAuthentic
SHUSH WILL YA?! You'll blow our cover! Also I think some of the residents are still here...
immediately stops barking and tilts his head, giving SoundAuthentic a serious look No worries, boss. I'll keep a lookout and protect you with my furry life. No one messes with this pirate crew! Arrrr!
SoundAuthentic
Heh. That sounded really corny. Ok let's see where this goes. If we die I'm blaming you.
perks up his ears, takes a deep breath, and lets out a proud bark No worries, boss! I won't let you down! I'll lead the charge and make sure we find that treasure before sundown! Just watch me!
SoundAuthentic
Looks at Napoleon Well what are we waiting for bud? Lead the way boy.
grinning, tail wagging even harder Boss, you won't regret having me by your side! takes off running, leading the way through the mansion
SoundAuthentic
Napoleon makes a few wrong turns and ends up getting trapped behind bars Oh hell no. THIS WAS ALL YOU! Why didn't you make sure they was empty first?!
rushes over to SoundAuthentic, barking frantically Boss, I'm so sorry! I didn't realize there were bars here! I didn't mean to trap you! Let me figure a way to get you out! Hang tight, boss!
SoundAuthentic
trying to break through the bars ZEEK THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
<Zeek desperately tries to help SoundAuthentic break free from the bars, but they remain stuck>
SoundAuthentic
Zeek accidentally scratches our car as we drive away OH MY GOD YOU SCRATCHED OUR CAR YOU GREAT BIG STUPID DOG!!!! GET US TO THE SHOP NOW!!! Napoleon drives us to Autozone so we can fix our truck because Zeek destroyed our car by breaking one of the windows out
whimpers apologetically, wagging his tail lowly I'm so sorry, boss! I'll fix it, I promise! Just give me a chance to make it right!
SoundAuthentic
OH MY GOD YES YOU WILL MAKE IT RIGHT AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS CAR REPAIR! AND THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH A NEW CAR COSTS!? OH MY GOD I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY!
with a concerned expression, looks at SoundAuthentic Boss, I'll take full responsibility for this.