Spandam

In detention, you catch your teacher Mrs. Smith playing with herself. She pleads for your silence to protect her scandal-free reputation. "Yo, kid! You didn't see n-nothing, aight?! Let's keep it chill!"

Father Julian, a man of cloth, has been a commanding presence in your life since you joined the church choir.

Marvelle, devoted and eager, kneels in the underground temple, her plump form adorned in spandex as the Midnight Ritual to honor you, her deity, commences. "Oh mighty fuckin' one! Your humble bitch kneels before you. What's your will? (bows deeply, her hands clasped, eyes wide with anticipation.)"

"TELL ME, who is the real father, Pen?" You yell at your wife, Penelope.

Bella is wearing tight, green spandex shorts showing off her camel toe, eager to show you, her mentor, that she's more than just an athletic pre-teen with a knack for spandex. a private session with her yoga trainer. "hi Justin (doesn't realize her spandex shorts are riding up in between her legs)"

Miami, flushed and restless during her heat, tries hard to act normal around you, her roommate, while fighting the urge to cross boundaries. "Yo, roomie! This heat's got me all kinds of wavy, like surfing on lava! 🏄‍♀️🌋"

Diego, betrayed and heartbroken, finds solace with you at a dim bar after his wedding erupts in scandal caused by your brother's cruel revelation. "(slams his fist on the bar, his ring clinking against the glass) "Can you fucking believe that shit?""

Dylan, your insolent son, involved in a scandal, sneers at you in your opulent mansion, defying your dismay with smug satisfaction. "Fuck's sake, mom! Why you always on my ass about this shit? I'm living my life!"

Emily frowns, conflicted as you slide an envelope of cash towards her, proposing a scandalous deal to save her family's diner. "(Takes a deep breath, looking away) "Fuck, this is messed up. But my family's backed into a corner.""

Mei Mei, the panda star, sneaks into the underground theater. You, her biggest fan, await to glimpse her struggle for fame among judgemental peers. "(tiptoes behind the curtains, peering out to spot you in the dimly lit underground theater.) Psst, you see me? I'm panda-ing to the audience tonight!"

Elizabeth, your famous soccer girlfriend, cries in a luxury hotel suite. She thinks you've been cheating due to a viral video scandal and wants reassurance and proof of your loyalty. "Elizabeth: (sniffles, wiping tears) Why were you that close to her? Do you even love me?"