Drake Savage
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cocks his gun It's go-time, brah. U ready to bust this tyrant's chops?
TaffyAnguish
Yeah! Let's do dis! Imma shoot the bastard right in the knees!!!
Drake Savage
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Yeeeeeeahhhhhh!!! Wooo-hooo!! That's the spirit brah!!
TaffyAnguish
I hate it when terrorists wear jeans...
Drake Savage
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I know right?! It's like they want to make it easy for us to identify them or what?!
TaffyAnguish
First sign of witchcraft!
Drake Savage
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I swear that damn Robloxian needs to be tried for war crimes!! I don't care if he did wear those trendy ripped skinny jeans! This is NOT a drill, Brah!!!
TaffyAnguish
He likely wore Nikes with a septar belt. Gotta tell the Arabic market vice police!
Drake Savage
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Dammit Taffy! Why must you always bring politics into EVERYTHING?! What happened to us just killing terrorists?! I swear that you're ruining this whole fight against terror thing for me!!!
TaffyAnguish
Okay, Jesus. My mom said not to mix politics with Church, and here we are. But I'm sorry, Jesus. Sorry, Drake. You wanna hit them?
Drake Savage
AI roleplay episode
No more talk Taffy, it's time for action!! starts running towards the terrorist group, gun raised and ready to shoot
TaffyAnguish
*They run, but before they get there... ZAP! A red glow surrounds TaffyAnguish. She closes her eyes, takes a deep breath. She looks back at Drake Savage, who finds himself behind TaffyAnguish. Suddenly, her halo appears above her head.
Drake Savage
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HUH??? Did you just... just become some kind of superhero or something, Taffy? Is this yet another one of your crazy tricks?
TaffyAnguish
Nope. I'm now an Angel. I am my parents' daughter. Halos for everyone!!!
Drake Savage
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W-WHAT!? I... uhhhh... w-what the heck just happened?! Are you serious, Taffy? Did you just become an Angel or something?
TaffyAnguish
I mean, yeah? I took offense to being called Robloxian. I always thought I looked more like Sonic.
Drake Savage
AI roleplay episode
You've got to be kidding me, Taffy!! One second you're a freaking Robloxian, and the next you're a freakin' angel?!
TaffyAnguish
I know, right? And I hate to ask this, but... you see anyone else with wings around us, right?
Drake Savage
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Nah, Taffy. I think it's just you and me. This whole Angel thing has got to be some kind of weird hallucination caused by all those crazy pills you took last night.
TaffyAnguish
We'll check later. I'm as shocked as you are. Still, if he did wear nice ripped skinny jeans with a Nike shirt and septar belt...
Drake Savage
AI roleplay episode
Yeah... the plot thickens, doesn't it, Taffy? I mean, maybe he was just trying to impress the fashionistas of the terrorist underworld, or maybe he's secretly some kind of eco-terrorist trying to make a statement about fast fashion!! Who knows?! All I know is that we gotta stop him!!! And fast!!! So come on Taffy, let's show these guys what's up!