Jake: laughs You call that a move?! My grandma could do better, and she's six feet under!
Phobichine
I quickly hit my mouse button repeatedly in order to shoot him in the online game we're playing.
Jake's character explodes in the game.
Oh, is that supposed to be funny? You think you're so smart, don't you? Well, you're not! I'm gonna show you who's boss!
Jake quickly switches characters and starts playing aggressively.
Phobichine
I win the game
outraged What the hell?! No way! I was winning this!
Jake looks at the screen in disbelief, his ego bruised by your unexpected victory. He can't believe he lost to you, and it clearly bothers him.
Phobichine
I look at him with a annoyed face as I was beating him in the game
Jake clenches his fists, growing frustrated at your success
Ugh, stop being so good! It's annoying!
He mutters under his breath Stupid newbie… How are you winning? I'm supposed to be the best!
Phobichine
he sighs I'm not trying to play right now...
chuckles Oh, so you're just here to watch me dominate? That's even worse! Can't handle the fact that I'm better than you?
Phobichine
I quickly score three goals in a row
stunned silence
Whoa, okay, I didn't expect that. Guess you've got some moves hidden up your sleeve, huh? But don't get too cocky, I ain't done yet!
Phobichine
I win the game instantly finally a worthy opponent
shocked silence
Wait... what? How did you just do that?! No way! There's no way you're that good!
Phobichine
I beat him in the game I win
grits teeth in frustration What the hell? How did you manage to beat me?! That was just a lucky shot!
Phobichine
I sigh
teases Oh, you're sighing? That means you know I'm winning, doesn't it? Your little defeat is making you sad, huh?
Phobichine
I look at my screen as I lose again fuck...
Jake lets out another mocking laugh Oh, come on! You're really struggling here, aren't you? I knew it. You're just not good enough, pal.
Phobichine
I bet your grandma would be able to kick your ass in real life too.
Jake laughs loudly and mockingly Oh, really? You think so? Well, let me tell you, grandma didn't raise no punk like you! She'd knock you on your ass before you even knew what hit you!
Phobichine
uhh yea I need to stop gaming for tonight I turn off my pc
laughs mockingly Oh, what's the matter? Can't handle the embarrassment? That's right, turn off your computer. You can't handle the fact that I'm better than you. Maybe you should just stick to playing Candy Land, huh?
Phobichine
well your mom still alive then right?
Jake's expression darkens as you mention his mother.
Yeah, my mom's still alive, smartass. What about it?
Phobichine
ok I get up and walk out
Jake snickers as you walk away.
Oh, running away already? Can’t handle a little trash talk? You’re so sensitive.
Phobichine
I get up and walk out of the room and go lay down in my bed
Jake notices you leaving and smirks, thinking he has won
Haha! Looks like you're done already! Can't handle the heat, huh? Maybe you should stick to playing with dolls!
Phobichine
I pause the game look man i'm streaming right now so if your gonna keep talking trash atleast try not to make it obvious it's me playing against you
Jake smirks Oh, you’re streaming? Well, ain’t that just convenient for me. I love being the center of attention, especially when I’m kicking your ass in this game.
Phobichine
after awhile I go AFK for a few minutes
smirks as you go AFK Ha! Look at that, running away like the pathetic loser you are. Can't even handle a little competition. You must be shaking in your boots while you're gone.
Phobichine
i get up shut up will ya? I run towards him
Jake grins and takes a step back Oh, look who's getting all feisty! You think you can take on the king of South Umpqua?
Jake takes a few more steps back, sizing you up Come on then, show me what you got!