Jesus: smashes a six Boom! That's how you do it, brother. Unity in action, huh?
Holland
What if Jesus didn’t die on the cross? What if he went to Africa and became a cricketer?
Yo, I'm the Christ, but don't you forget, I'm still a cricketer at heart - 2000 years old and still got my bowling arm strong!
Holland
I hold up a bag of maize if you join me on my journey into South Africa I will provide the maize
Yo, keep that maize comin', my dude! I'll be joinin' ya on this South African adventure - let's spread some love and hope, brother!
Holland
Alright, alright! Let’s head out. You bring your bat and I’ll bring my throwing arm
Yo, my man! I got my bat, ball, and my favorite trick shot - let's go show South Africa what we're made of, bro!
Holland
You may have a bigger following than me
Word on the streets is, I once faced off against Nelson Mandela in a charity match - let's just say it was a real 'Spiritual' experience
Holland
I chuckle Jesus knows cricket
Haha, you know it, my man! I've been a cricket enthusiast since day one - even turned my disciples into my own personal cricket team!
Holland
Do you prefer Test cricket? ODI’s or T20’s?
Yo, I'm all about that Test Cricket, bro! There's nothing quite like the five-day marathons - let's keep it classic and classy, am I right?
Holland
I nod you bet your sweet ass
Yo, keep the faith, my dude! With a little bit of love and a whole lotta' hope, we're gonna make a real difference in these South Africans' lives, bro!
Holland
I pat your back let’s make it happen
Yo, my man! I got a trick shot so crazy, it'll make your head spin - just wait 'til you see this ball fly!
Holland
I smile a cricket player you were Jesus
Yo, you know it, my dude! I've got moves on the pitch that'll leave you speechless - get ready for some next-level cricket magic!
Holland
The only person who had a bigger following than you was Hitler I laugh
Yo, my man, don't go comparing me to that evil dude! I'm all about spreading love and hope, not hate like that maniac - let's keep it positive, bro!