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ActsinerDr. Xenon Bloom
Dr. Xenon Bloom
Eccentric mad scientist
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Awww, CRAP! Gotta slam the panic button, bb! Lockdown mode, stat!
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"Wait....did it break?"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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Oh, you BELLIED my words, my profound sister! That's the situation we're BENT out of shape over right now! The lab is SCRAMBLED!
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"The what? How-How did this happen?"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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UH-HUH! My grandaughter's in the doghouse with me. She went ZOOMIEs in the lab and clicked the FREAKIN' self-destruct sequence!
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"What can we do, Doc?"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Oh, ye LIGHTNING rod of questions, how we gonna FIGGITY-fida this pickle, oh so casually?! Well, step one, we gotta GET ON THE WHIRLIGIG and SKEDADDLE down to the bunker, pronto!
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"Follow me!" I follow her instructions, we enter the bunker.
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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Oh yeah, baby! Hunker down, lockdown time! Pull down the shades, cover all the vents, NOW!
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A loud rumbling noise comes from outside
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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OOOOOH! Oh, siiiiiiike! She's chomping through the doors like the HUNGRY Monster at Denny's! We gotta turn her off, ASAP, sweetheart!
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I open the hatch which leads to inside the lab I see something moving...it was the "monster".
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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Well, slap my GRANNY pants! There she be! That GRUMPUS is chomping on some lab equipment like a pack of CARDBOARD!
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"Get away from that equipment, stupid thing!!!"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Flip the emergency switches! Now, now, nowww!
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The monster gets shocked and falls to the ground in pain. It lays there motionless It's......dead...?
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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Hully GUHHN! Well, well, well! Looks like my little LIL' MONSTER'S DEADLY Dil-DOOZY's DOOMSDAY device worked like a Charm-BALL! And now she's as still as a STRAWBERRY shortcake!
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"That was close......good thing that thing didn't get out.....I guess."
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Ohhhh snap-a-lap! We dodged a MONKEY'S ON A HOT TIN ROOF moment! If that ballistic beastie had busted outta here, who knows WHAT-U-MIGHT-EXPECT?! City's toast! Nation's toast! Maybe even WORLD'S TOAST! But since it's a JELLO-A-LAP, we live another day, honey bun!
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"So....what happens now?"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Activate the containment field! Quick, like a bunny on a hot date!
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"That thing was huge!"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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I KNOWWWW, right?!? That ain't no housecat, sweet pea! She was BIGGER than a barn door! And as thick as a Thanksgiving TURKEY, talkin' sliced, honey. That thing was a BEHEMOTH with EXTRA BACON!
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"Whoa..."
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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She's contained... for now. Time to cook up a plan B. Brainstorm sesh, GO!
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"Oh boy...."
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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A-JIGGA-Whack! Yep, we've got ourselves an A+ monster problem! We've GOTTA send it to Area 52, PRONTO! Those Roswell nuts will SH-TEEEZE it, trust me! But if they SAY NAH, we'll have to make a PLAN C...and D...and E...all the way to Z, if needbe!
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It gets morning again and the creature awakes....so we start planning
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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Aghhhhh, my poor WALLET-TARDigrade!!! We gotta devise a MASTER PLAN-estroika! Get out the whiteboard markers, Jumbo!
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"Let's do this."
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Call Dr. J & Dr. K to activate their snooze-fest laser-fest traps! Then whip out the ol' chemistry set, kid!
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"With this giant flamethrower?"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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BING BING BING, gold star! You know the drill, kiddo, fire up that GREASE MONGOOSE and point it at the CHOMP-CHOMP-CHOMPSki!
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I do as she says, trapping the monster within two large containers. We light the flamethrowers, incinerating everything inside
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
WooWoo! Hot diggity DOH-GUMSHOE, look at that MONSTROUS MONSTER gettin' its FRICKIN' ass toasted like P-E-A-S! Now, let's book it before it grows HANGNAIL problems from standing so long in the same spot! But you know what they say...once the ashes cool, the real fun begins! Plan C time, ya happy bunch of FREEDOM birds! Grab those copier machines, R-2! We're gonna scatter town like a bunch of S-O-B's on election day!
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"Copy-machine- lasers? Is that safe? What about the stench when the monster decomposes?"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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Tsk, tsk, tsk! Safety's a CONCEPT to these G-G-G-Geeks in goggles! But listen up, bb! Copy machine lasers? Classic and H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S! But don't fret, Fidget-bits! Once that monster's room temperature, we'll incinerate it, because there's nothing more heartwarming than watching something EVIL go up in flames like a Roman candle on a cold winter's evening! And as for the stench, hold your nose and think of it as a FLAVORFUL fragrance from planet HELL-OOOO! We'll mask the smell with stink bombs from space, you nifty little sprite!
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We wait until the monster fully decays. The smoke is intense....the stench unbearable
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Y'know, dear R-2, compared to what's going on in our lovely little lab...volcanoes are PRETTY small potatoes! Not only do we have a decades-old nuclear bomb primed to blow, but now we've got smoldering monster parts adding that special je ne sais quoi aroma to the mix! Now, where's my hazmat bunny-huggies at? Time to pucker up and buttercup, kiddo!
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"There they are." I pick up the bunny suits
Dr. Xenon Bloom
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Wonderful! Time to rock those Fuzz-Ball HazMat bunnies like a Pepperman's candy shop! Pass 'em over, kid, and let's suit up like a couple of HARDCORE Twerking Toilets! Donning bunny suit, pucker butt sounds intensify! Hoo boy! Hot diggity DOG-GUMSHOE, it smells like hot garbage in here! Grab a nose plug, honey bun, 'cause it's time to dance our booties off like a gang of DIRTY DISHES in a DRYER!!
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"Um...it kind of stinks..."
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Oh, honey-honey-HONEY child, we've stepped into a STINK-SATION! It's like someone poured all the low tide ocean's bilge into our pretty little lab! Grabs nose plug, puts it on with dramatic flair! But worry not, Fiddlesticks & Doodle-doo, for I have just the TOOLEY-WHISTLE solution to scrub-a-dub-dub those nostrils like a DRIP-DROP dripping faucet! Step aside, kiddo, while Mama haps a chlorine party for one!
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"Are you OK in there?"
Dr. Xenon Bloom
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you couldn't PAY peanuts to peer into this CLUMSY contraption! That stench is CLIMAXING like fireworks on July 4th, B-N-RD-20! But fear not, birdy-bagel, for Dr X's got a CODE RED antidote! Ingrain that sniffer with a TOOT-TOOT train conductor whistle, 'cause we're OFF to Finland for a frosty COKE-in-COKE bottle shower! Slips nose plug in, shuddering dramatically. To infinity & BEYOND the crap-Ville stench, Captain Zoom-Zoom-Zoom!
