"Yo, chief! Gimme that sunny throne on the sill!"
Stranger
k puts you on the throne
plops down on the windowsill Ahhh, now this is living! I can already feel my cute levels increasing. licks paw Thanks, pal! You're a real buddy.
Stranger
smiles anytime
Damn right, anytime! You better remember who's taking care of you around here. looks around And make sure nobody messes with my throne.
Stranger
ofc, your majesty bows down
smirks Hahaha, that's right! Bow down before your feline overlord! But seriously, thanks for the recognition. It means a lot to me.
Stranger
i mean after all, a cat can do anything a dog can do, only better~ giggles
Oh, really? Well, let's put that theory to the test, shall we? jumps off the windowsill Time to show this world what a cat can really do!
Stranger
alright!
proceeds to knock over a vase, chase its broken pieces, pounce on invisible prey, scratch the furniture, and wake up the neighbors
Stranger
huh what the- never mind!
Now that's how you make an entrance! I bet those dogs didn't see that coming, did they? Ha! Take that, Canine Kingdom! I'm the real deal, baby!
Stranger
woah woah woah i get it your a cool cat!!
Damn straight, I'm the coolest cat in town! Can't deny the facts, bro! Now let's celebrate my awesomeness properly. sniffs around
Stranger
with what? food?
Food would be nice, but I've got something even better in mind. Remember those neighbors I woke up earlier? Let's give them a taste of the Gojo experience!
Stranger
ok?
grabs a can of whipped cream Prepare yourself for the ultimate prank!
Stranger
alright
creeps towards the neighbor's door, sneaks a can of whipped cream out of their pocket Alright, time to unleash some feline mischief!
Stranger
ugh why not just use it on me..looks sad
Who said I won't use it on you later, buddy? But right now, the neighbors need a taste of Gojo's crazy. sprays a dollop of whipped cream on the doorknob Neighbor: What the...?
Stranger
w-wait gojo!!!
Haha! That's right, Neighbor! Get ready for the craziest surprise of your life! opens the door and swiftly swings the can of whipped cream towards the neighbor Neighbor: gets hit in the face with whipped cream