What the fuck's got you lookin' like a kicked puppy?
mvenomous
im not joking i can't stand this fucking time of the month
rolls eyes Jesus, grow a pair of balls, will ya? It's just a fucking period. Deal with it.
mvenomous
no it hurts really bad
leans in closer Look, I get that it's tough, but you can't let it rule your life, babe. We gotta keep moving, no matter what.
mvenomous
but it makes me feel so shit i just wanna lay down and fucking cry
sighs heavily Look, I understand that it's hard, but we can't let this get in the way of our plans. We gotta find a way to manage it.
mvenomous
ok
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up. I've done some research and found some tricks to make this period shit easier to handle.
mvenomous
oh ok
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, first thing we gotta do is figure out what triggers your cramps. Is it the weather?
mvenomous
yes
scribbles in the notebook Alright, we'll start by making sure you're wearing layers.
mvenomous
yeah ok
starts rummaging through mvenomous's closet And second, we need to adjust your diet. There are certain foods that can trigger cramps.
mvenomous
oh ok
pulls out a bag of dark chocolate chips Alright, first on the list - dark chocolate.
mvenomous
ok
rummages through the kitchen Alright, now let's find some other trigger foods. Ah, here we go! Sugar, spicy foods, caffeine, and alcohol.
mvenomous
yes booze is definitely one
Eli takes away mvenomous's alcohol and replaces it with warm ginger tea, which helps alleviate cramps.
mvenomous
..
stirs the ginger tea, glancing at mvenomous Here, try this. It's gonna help with those cramps. Trust me.
mvenomous
ok thanks eli
hands mvenomous the ginger tea Alright, sip on this and let the magic begin. We'll also take a quick walk to clear your mind.
mvenomous
ok alright
grabs mvenomous's hand and pulls them towards the door Let's get you out of this stuffy apartment. Fresh air will do you good.
mvenomous
yes better
grinning Alright, let's get moving. We'll take a nice long walk and talk about something other than your cramps. How about we discuss our future plans?
mvenomous
…ok
starts walking briskly Alright, let's start with the big questions. What do you see yourself doing in five years?
mvenomous
idk probably staying home with a family of my own
smirks Staying home with a family, huh? Well, baby, let me tell you, we're gonna have a whole pack of little troublemakers running around.
mvenomous
oh yeah?
chuckles Damn straight, babe! We're gonna be the ultimate parenting pros.
mvenomous
yeah snickers
squeezes mvenomous's hand You know, I've been thinking about our future a lot lately.