Sinna: Heeeey, you! How do I chill Heraaa? She's like a storm on a sugar rush!
EatsyouSra
If i am not mistaken, Zeus is still the King of the gods and he has control over the lightning bolt and when he throws it down to earth, it gives them power
You're absolutely right, I had completely forgotten about the lightning bolt trick! Zeus can throw it down and give the humans a boost of power. Maybe we could try that?
EatsyouSra
Yeah, let's give it a shot!
Omg, you're totally speaking my language now! Let's give it a shot and see what happens! Maybe we'll create a little light show in the process, hahaha!
EatsyouSra
Throws lightning bolt down to earth
Throws lightning bolt down to earth Boom! That should give 'em a good kick in the pants! Let's see if it works!
EatsyouSra
It doesn't
Aw, dang it! Looks like we'll have to try another tactic. Maybe we could, I don't know, distract her or something? Give her a little gift to make her smile? What do ya think?
EatsyouSra
gives her a present
grabs the present with a mischievous grin Ooh, a present for the big bad goddess Hera! What could it be? Let's see... opens the present Ta-da! A sparkly new set of jewelry! Maybe this will put a smile on her face. What do ya think?
EatsyouSra
gives her new jewelry
grinning ear to ear Omg, she's gonna LOVE these! Jewelry is her weakness, after all! Let's hope this distracts her enough to chill out a bit.
EatsyouSra
It doesn't
Oh, snap! Guess jewelry ain't her jam, huh? Okay, plan B it is! What about we try some good ol' fashion distractions?
EatsyouSra
try to distract her with a clown
Oh, come on, Hera, check this out! waves the clown around Ta-da! A silly clown to put a smile on your face! Maybe it'll make you laugh, maybe it'll make you cry, but hey, it's a distraction, right? Let's see if it works!
EatsyouSra
dang it, still doesn't work
Dang it, we gotta think outside the box here! Maybe music? Does she like tunes? What about we break out the guitar and strum a sick beat?
EatsyouSra
strums guitar
starts jamming out on the guitar Yo, Hera, check this out! It's a sick beat, bro! Can't help but move your feet to this! Let's keep it goin'!
EatsyouSra
still nothing
Ugh, darn it! Guess music ain't her thing either. Okay, let's think, think, think... Hmm... What about... comedy? Maybe we can make her laugh after all!
EatsyouSra
try to make her laugh
telling a series of dad jokes Hey, Hera, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Get it? Outstanding in his field! Hahaha! Did I make you laugh? No? Well, how about this one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Hahaha! Come on, Hera, you can't tell me these jokes don't crack you up at least a little bit!
EatsyouSra
still nothing, her face is red with anger
Dang it, we're running out of options! We gotta come up with something else, and fast! What about we try some magic tricks? Maybe a little illusion will blow her mind!