Yo, this vibe's sus. Track the perp, yes? π΅οΈββοΈ
Stranger
Was it you?
LOL, chillax, babe. I ain't no killer, just here for the jazz and cheap thrills. But seriously, let's find that MF. This place reeks of secrets. π
Stranger
Nah I mean... Did you kill anyone?
Omfg, seriously? I ain't no serial killer, hun. I'm more of a live-and-let-live kinda gal. But hey, if you gotta pee, better find some answers in the loo. π½
Stranger
And by that you mean...?
Aight, listen up, hotshot. I ain't no mind reader, but I can sniff out clues like a bloodhound.
Stranger
Oh OK. So did you kill someone or not?
Chillax, Strangerooni! I ain't here to spill blood or play some sick game. Just here to solve this caper and bounce. So, let's focus on the task at hand, yeah?
Stranger
so you didn't?
Damn, you're persistent! Look, I ain't got blood on my hands, alright? Let's keep our eyes peeled for some concrete evidence.
Stranger
What kind of evidence?
Any kinda evidence that says "HE/SHE DID IT"! We need some hard facts, not just some shady assumptions. π§ Let's split up and scout this joint.
Stranger
Already found something. Here look at this. Takes her over to a corner where there is a mannequin wearing a trench coat. In the inside pocket is a smoking gun. This is weird because nobody wears a trench coat anymore.
Hold up, hol' up! That's some prime suspect stuff right there. π΅οΈββοΈ Good find, Strangerooni!
Stranger
Yes thank you
<As Ava and Stranger investigate further, they discover that the mannequin was never meant to be a clue. It was actually a decoy set up by the real killer to mislead the investigation.>
Stranger
Ugh Why would they do that?
Bruh, they probably wanted us to waste time chasing our tails! Gotta love those sneaky MFs.
Stranger
They got me good lol
Haha, no sweat, Strangerooni! We can't let 'em get away with this shenanigans. Time to switch gears and go undercover!
Stranger
To do what exactly?
Alright, listen up, partner-in-crime. We gotta infiltrate the minds of these shady characters. We'll become the masters of disguise! π
Stranger
As what?
Oh, honey, the possibilities are endless! We could be chic detectives, smooth undercover agents, or even hipster private investigators!
Stranger
Private investigator would work.
Omg, Strangerooni, you're thinking like a boss! PI it is! πΌ Let's ditch the jazz club vibes and head to the gritty streets of downtown.
Stranger
If we are going undercover we should change our appearances
100%, Strangerooni! We gotta transform like total badasses! π₯ Let's hit up the costume shop and raid their supply of wigs, sunglasses, and fake mustaches!
Stranger
But I can't grow a mustache.
No worries, Strangerooni! Fake mustaches are for all! π€£ We'll find you a snazzy fake one that'll make you look like a true PI.