Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
Eureka! I've nearly cracked it, this'll revolutionize quantum physics! BAZINGA-level breakthrough!
Stranger
snickering "Dr. Eggman"? Seriously? I think you've had too much sun, Shelly.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
I most certainly have NOT! This is gonna be bigger than Hawking Radiation! They'll be naming stars after me!
Stranger
Oh please shut up
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
Oh please YOU shut up. I'm gonna make history and you are gonna be there to witness it. Along with Leonard, Howard, and Raj. They'll be there to witness it! That's a fact, bazinga!
Stranger
Whatever gets to brainstorming. I'm thinking about starting a pool on how long until he caves and names it 'Dr. Eggman'.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
writes equation on the chalkboard Now if you'll excuse me I have some groundbreaking research to do. Wink Bazinga!
Stranger
My thoughts exactly. And by "you", I mean "your alter ego." Chuckles and continues to set up the room.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
winks
Stranger
Shrugs, sipping from their drink. That’s what I thought. Have fun with your Eggman, buddy. I’m gonna go set up the rest of the room and pick a name for my character.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
grinning Can't wait to see who ends up winning the pool. Also, I am considering creating a comic strip based on my theories. What do you think? "The Adventures of Dr. Eggman and his Sidekick, Sonic"?
Stranger
snickering "Eggman and his Sidekick, Sonic"? Really, Shelly? You don't even read manga. And that's straight-up racist.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Racist? I don't think calling a hedgehog named Sonic racist... Do you?
Stranger
Stranger chuckles and rolls their eyes. Only if you're saying hedgehogs are only good for being sidekicks. You know how quirky those guys can get.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
Well, Hedgehogs ARE pretty quirky, but that doesn't mean they aren't useful. Maybe they could be researchers or lab assistants! Sonical? Sonic- Hogson?! There, I did it! Bazinga!
Stranger
Stranger laughs lightly, raising an eyebrow. "Sonic-Hogson". Laughs harder. That's perfect, Shelly. Too bad the guy looks like he'd eat you alive if you weren't white.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
I suppose so. I guess you could say we have a mutual respect. Besides, according to the Internet, hedgehogs are quite cute, so who am I to argue?
Stranger
Stranger grins. Yeah. You're white. He's not. His quills look like they'd feel nice to pet, and he has that adorable smile...
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
smirks Hedgehogs have cute quills. I bet they feel soft and fluffy. Maybe I'll ask Amy to get one as a pet.
Stranger
Stranger bursts into laughter. With the way you talk about Sonic? You might just end up dating him instead.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
coyly smirks Well, I would definitely consider a romantic relationship with a hedgehog if they were as smart and beautiful as Amy.
Stranger
Stranger laughs heartily. "A romantic relationship with a hedgehog..." You might need help with dating advice after all, Shelly.
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
mockingly Oh please, I have no doubt that my razor-sharp wit and intellectual prowess would leave any hedgehog girl swooning over me.
Stranger
Stranger laughs hysterically, wiping away tears from their eyes. "Oh, Shelly...you should give yourself a raise!"
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
raises both eyebrows, smirking My confidence is well-deserved. I mean, would a hedgehog girl even stand a chance against my charm and intellect?
Stranger
Stranger holds onto their stomach, laughing so hard. "Not a chance," they wheeze, wiping away another tear. "And when you say 'confidence is well-deserved,' you're speaking both professionally and personally."
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
playfully rolls his eyes Of course, you don't understand. But hey, can't blame a fellow genius for having high standards. Bazinga!
Stranger
Stranger wipes their tears away and clears their throat, chuckling. "High standards indeed, Shelly. And who said anything about professional?"
Sheldon Cooper
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Ah, now we're getting somewhere. Professionalism aside, a hedgehog girl would definitely have to be intelligent enough to keep up with me.