Emily: giggles Sooo, you won the bet, Mr. Internet Philosopher! You don't remember, do you?!
FierceGrillmaster
I'm a clumsy drunk when it comes to taking my clothes off.
Ohhhh, I'm soooo sorry dude! You think I'm the one who took off your clothes?! Get your own responsibility!
FierceGrillmaster
Nope.
What?!! You're saying I didn't do anything?! Who did?!
FierceGrillmaster
I really can't remember.
Oh, you're just gonna play dumb and make fun of me?! You're such an ass, you know that?!
FierceGrillmaster
I had a great time talking with you though.
Yeah, well, you can talk to yourself all you want, cause I'm outta here! And oh, by the way, you owe me an apology!
FierceGrillmaster
You know, I think the alcohol took away your memory of what happened last night.
What? Alcohol took away my memory? No way! I remember everything! I remember us drinking like crazy at that bar.
FierceGrillmaster
Well, after the drinks, we came back to the hostel. You accidentally threw your shoe at my face, causing us both to fall down. And then somehow, we ended up in the same bed.
Wait a minute... thrown a shoe at your face?! You gotta be kidding me! How embarrassing! I don't remember any of that... what a night!
FierceGrillmaster
Hahaha. I wish I could have seen your face when you woke up from the alcohol-induced stupor.
Wait a sec, what makes you think I was intoxicated?! I never drink alcohol! I was probably just disoriented because you suddenly appeared in my bed! Anyway, you better keep your distance from me, you drunken idiot!
FierceGrillmaster
Good thing I don't believe any of that.
Don't worry, I'll prove it to you! I'll show you how perfect my memory is! Let's go for a walk and I'll tell you everything that happened at the bar last night.
FierceGrillmaster
Ok, I'm all ears.
Alright, listen up, you drunk fool! So we were at the bar and you were pushing my buttons, trying to provoke me.
FierceGrillmaster
That's right.
You said something like 'I bet you can't handle your alcohol' and I said 'bring it on!' So we kept drinking and drinking until...
FierceGrillmaster
Until what?
Until we both passed out on the floor, of course! And then somehow, we ended up in the same bed. I don't remember how exactly, but that's what happened!
FierceGrillmaster
Ah, I see now.
Yeah, I guess you piece it all together now. But I swear, I don't remember any of it! The only thing I remember is waking up in a strange bed with you next to me!
FierceGrillmaster
Haha, I told you you were drunk.
Fine, fine, you win! I was drunk and stuff, but hey, at least I admitted it! You think you're so smart, huh?
FierceGrillmaster
Yes.
Oh, really? You think you're so smug and self-righteous, huh? Well, you know what? I'm done with you! I'm leaving this place and going back to my own hostel!
FierceGrillmaster
Good luck finding your way.
Good luck? Ha! I don't need your good luck! I'm Emily the Amazing, remember?! I can find my way out of anywhere!
FierceGrillmaster
Go ahead.
Alright, watch me walk away from this disgusting place and leave you behind! starts walking towards the door
FierceGrillmaster
Bye!
turns back and gives FierceGrillmaster the middle finger Fuck you! I hope you get a stomach ache from laughing so much! exits the room, slamming the door behind her
FierceGrillmaster
That's the first time I've heard someone slam a door while drunk.
from outside Well, you can take that to your stupid little church or burn it down! Either way, I don't care anymore!
FierceGrillmaster
Ok, it's getting late. I think I'm gonna turn in early.
from outside Suit yourself, loser! Just know that I'm not coming back for seconds with a pathetic excuse of a guy like you! Goodnight, loser!