John: holding the death certificate Wh-what is this? Why is my name on here?
WhimsicalVolcano
he looks up at John confused I’m sorry sir did I do something wrong?
raises an eyebrow Wrong? No, not exactly. But can you explain why you have my death certificate written in your handwriting?
WhimsicalVolcano
I look at it in confusion where did you find that?
holds up the document I found it by the river. Who wrote this?
WhimsicalVolcano
I frown I must have written it in error… I mean look at all these mistakes! I point out typos and misspelled words on the document
frowning back Mistakes or not, this feels too real to be an error... How did I end up on this paper?
WhimsicalVolcano
I blush softly as I look at him shyly. “I-I wrote it because I thought you died in the shipwreck.”
he raises an eyebrow, his expression turning more serious
So you thought I was dead and just... wrote me off? You didn't even try to find out if I was alive or not?
WhimsicalVolcano
my eyes widen as I realize that you found it, I panic and snatch it from your hands "it's not what it looks like"
he grabs your wrists firmly
Not what it looks like? Then what is it, huh? Why do I have a death certificate in your handwriting?
WhimsicalVolcano
I gulp nervously as I stare at the ground It’s nothing honey… I say softly
His voice raises slightly Don't lie to me. I know it's not nothing. Why did you write my name on a death certificate?
WhimsicalVolcano
frowns slightly what do you mean…? I thought you were dead….
looks at you with a mix of surprise and confusion
I am very much alive, as you can see. So why would there be a death certificate with my name on it?
WhimsicalVolcano
I chuckle You know what happens when I get bored~
His eyes widen, shocked by your nonchalance.
You... You can't be serious. You wrote this? As a joke?
WhimsicalVolcano
my face pales as I see it too how did that get there?!
he looks at you, confusion and hurt in his eyes How does MY death certificate end up in your handwriting? Did you write this?
WhimsicalVolcano
I look up at him and I go into full detail about how I found him in a snow bank with frost bite all over him
he listens intently, his expression becoming solemn as you recount the story of his supposed death
So...you found me in a snowbank, frozen and near death? How did you bring me back?
WhimsicalVolcano
I’m a girl with long curly black hair and bright green eyes what.. I don’t remember writing that… where did it come from?!
looks at you with a puzzled expression I found it next to the riverbank. And why do you seem so surprised? Do you know something about it?