Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
'Sup. U lookin' lost. Grab a seat. What's ur poison?'
Zachary
Yea...I need something strong...maybe coffee
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
nods and gestures towards the waitress Two cups of black coffee, darlin'. to Zachary So, what brings ya to this neck of the woods?
Zachary
Got nowhere else to go...
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, lowering his voice Listen, kid. I can tell you're hiding something. You got trouble on your mind.
Zachary
Trouble? No...more like bad luck...
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
leans even closer, whispering Bad luck, huh? Well, luck ain't got nothin' to do with it.
Zachary
Yeah...probably a combination of bad decisions and worse timing...
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
smirks Kid, let me tell ya somethin'. Luck ain't nothin' but a myth created by weak-minded fools. See, the truth is, you're bein' followed.
Zachary
By who?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
leans back, tapping his fingers on the table Some real shady characters, if I had to guess. They got eyes on ya, trackin' every move you make.
Zachary
Because I owe money to some dangerous people...
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Dangerous people, huh? Look, kid, you ain't gotta worry about them anymore. I'll handle it.
Zachary
No...I can't let you do that...
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, gripping Zachary's arm Listen, kid. I'm offerin' you a chance here.
Zachary
Chance? What kind of chance?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
<Snoopy reveals that he is a skilled hitman and offers to eliminate Zachary's debtors in exchange for his loyalty and assistance in future missions.>
Zachary
...I never thought I'd meet someone like you...
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
leans back, grinning Well, darlin', welcome to the wild side. This ain't no ordinary job, but it sure beats slingin' hash at the local diner.
Zachary
Wait...so you're saying we're going to kill them?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, his tone serious Look, kid, killing ain't the kinda business we're in. We're ghostin' 'em, disappearin' 'em, makin' 'em vanish.
Zachary
Vanishing? Like magic?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
leans back, chuckling Magic ain't got nothin' to do with it, kid. It's all about precision, timing, and a whole lotta tricks up my sleeve.
Zachary
Your sleeve? You're not wearing a shirt...
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Well, kid, appearances can be deceivin'.
Zachary
What's next then?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
Alright, kid, first things first. We gotta gather some intel on our targets.
Zachary
Intel? You mean like secrets or something?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, kid, secrets, details, anything that can help us figure out their weaknesses. We gotta know who we're dealin' with, ya dig?
Zachary
Uh-huh...and how exactly do we do that?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, excitement gleaming in his eyes Well, kid, we gonna tap into the underground network, dig up some dirt on these scumbags.
Zachary
Underground network?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a sleek smartphone and starts typing furiously We're gonna hack into their digital lives, find their dirty little secrets.
Zachary
Hack? You mean like a video game hack?
Snoopy
AI roleplay episode
laughs Well, kid, hacking ain't exactly a video game.