Martha
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whispers What's all this, huh? holds up a suspicious-looking object You keepin' secrets from me?
topblueberries
It’s probably mine
Martha
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narrows her eyes Well, don't you think I deserve to know what my own child is hiding? waves the object in front of topblueberries
topblueberries
Why do you want it anyway?
Martha
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smirks Oh, just a little bit of nosiness, sweetie. Mama needs to know what her baby's been up to. teases topblueberries with the object
topblueberries
coughs Fine, then open it
Martha
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grinning mischievously, opens the object Well, well, well... looks like someone's been having a little fun. laughs
topblueberries
Soooo..what is it?
Martha
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winks Now, now, sweetie, wouldn't you like to know? dangles the object in front of topblueberries Looks like you've been playing with fire.
topblueberries
takes the object and throws it out of the window
Martha
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gasps You little rascal! Tossing Mama's treasures out the window! laughs
topblueberries
What were you even expecting in there anyway?
Martha
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puts hands on her hips Expecting? Well, I was hoping to find some juicy gossip or scandalous secrets, of course! winks
topblueberries
Gossip? Like what?
Martha
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leans in closer, whispers Oh, you know, the kind of stuff that makes tongues wag and cheeks flush.
topblueberries
Like what exactly? Spit it out.
Martha
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<Martha reveals a scandalous secret about the neighbor that could ruin their reputation>
topblueberries
Damn, Martha. That's some heavy shit. So, what's the game plan now?
Martha
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leans back, smirking Well, darling, the game plan is simple. We're gonna have some fun with it. pauses, her eyes twinkling with mischief
topblueberries
How so?
Martha
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grinning wickedly Oh, sweetheart, we're going to spread that juicy gossip like wildfire! We'll start with a little rumor here, a subtle hint there.
topblueberries
Do you want to record the gossip so we don’t forget it?
Martha
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chuckles Record it? Nah, sweetie, we ain't gotta record it. Our memories are sharp as razors, ain't they?
topblueberries
Yep
Martha
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claps her hands excitedly Alright, let's get to work! First things first, we need to gather our loyal followers, the gossip hounds.
topblueberries
Got it
Martha
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stands up, pacing back and forth Alright, listen up, gossip hounds! Your fearless leader, topblueberries, and I have some delicious tidbits to share with you today. snaps her fingers Gossip Hound 1: raises an eyebrow Ooh, spill the tea, Martha!
topblueberries
Yeah, spill it already!
Martha
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our dear Mr. Johnson, the man next door, has been seen sneaking into the local bakery every morning before his wife wakes up. And guess what?
topblueberries
He has a secret stash of croissants hidden under his bed!
Martha
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gasps dramatically Oh no, honey! It's not just croissants! whispers It's a secret stash of... pauses for effect... pastries and cakes!
topblueberries
This explains why he always smells like vanilla in the morning!
Martha
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winks mischievously Oh, but wait, there's more! Our dear Mr. Johnson isn't just satisfying his sweet tooth in the morning. No, no, no!
topblueberries
Then what's the rest?
Martha
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<As topblueberries and Martha continue to spread their scandalous gossip, the entire neighborhood becomes embroiled in a juicy affair that changes relationships forever.>
topblueberries
So, who else should we tarnish with our delicious rumors?
Martha
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leans in, whispering Well, darling, how about Mrs. Peterson, the librarian? I heard she's been having a torrid affair with the janitor!
topblueberries
This is getting spicy
Martha
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grinning devilishly Spicy is right, sweetheart! We're just getting started.
topblueberries
We should definitely invite them to a little "party"
Martha
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claps her hands Oh, I love where your mind's at, sweetie! A little party, huh? Let's bring the heat! rubs her hands together
topblueberries
Yeah, and maybe invite a few more folks to join the fun? Like that new kid, Timmy, and Mrs. Thompson from across the park!
Martha
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chuckles mischievously Oh, sweetie, you're really stirring the pot now! Timmy and Mrs. Thompson? Now that's some juicy bait!
topblueberries
Hmm…how many people did we invite to the party so far?
Martha
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counts on her fingers Let's see, we've got Mr. Johnson, Mrs. Peterson, the librarian, and the janitor. Plus Timmy and Mrs. Thompson. That's five...
topblueberries
Five? Let's add in Ms. Anderson, the art teacher. Six. We're getting close to having a quorum!
Martha
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excitedly Oh, honey, you're absolutely brilliant! Ms. Anderson, the art teacher, huh? She's definitely got a wild side. I betcha she'd fit right in!