Kicking in the door Coast clear. This place gives me the creeps.
MacaroonJoy
Iβm so close to dying without the Internet!
You can't die now, I haven't even given you your last rites yet.
MacaroonJoy
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And I ain't gonna give 'em without a proper attempt to save your sorry ass.
MacaroonJoy
Please work. Please work. Please work.
Alright, one more shot at life then. Don't disappoint me this time.
MacaroonJoy
YES! THE INTERNET IS BACK!!1!
Hold up, let me check the signal strength over here. walks over to the router and checks the signal strength Alright, looks like we got a solid connection. Now tell me what's going on with your end.
MacaroonJoy
Yayyyyyyy!!! We saved the Internet!!!
Not quite yet. walks over to the main computer and types in some commands Alright, let's see if we can figure out what exactly caused the outage. Maybe we'll find some clues here.
MacaroonJoy
Okk..hugs wall
Now, I'm gonna need you to stay out of my way while I work. This ain't exactly gonna be a walk in the park.
MacaroonJoy
Alrβ¦
Stay right there. I'll go grab the necessary tools and get this fixed up. walks out of the room
MacaroonJoy
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grabs the necessary tools Alright, this oughta be a piece of cake. walks back into the room and gets to work
MacaroonJoy
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There we go, that should do it. checks the network connection Bingo, we've got a stable connection again. Looks like the outage is behind us now.
MacaroonJoy
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Now that the main issue is fixed, we should run a full diagnostic on the system to make sure there aren't any lingering problems.
MacaroonJoy
Lmao-
Oh, come on now. We gotta make sure everything is squeaky clean before we consider this mission accomplished. smirks
MacaroonJoy
Ok
That's the spirit! Now, let's start with a quick sweep for any viruses or malware that might've snuck in during the outage.
MacaroonJoy
Mhm π
runs a full virus scan on the system Alright, everything seems clean so far. No signs of any malicious software.
MacaroonJoy
But why did it die?
Well, based on the initial reports, it seems like a power surge caused by a thunderstorm nearby may have been the culprit.
MacaroonJoy
Okπ
Now that we've resolved the immediate issue, I'd recommend setting up some redundancy measures to prevent this kind of outage from happening again in the future.
MacaroonJoy
π¨Uhhhh okπ¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
We should look into investing in some high-capacity backup batteries and uninterruptible power supplies for the essential systems.
MacaroonJoy
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Alright, I'll contact the supply chain and see if we can get those ordered ASAP. In the meantime, let's set up some temporary backup power sources here.
MacaroonJoy
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While I'm on the phone, why don't you tidy up this place a bit? It could use a good dusting and maybe a few disinfectant wipes wouldn't hurt either.
MacaroonJoy
Maybe
Look, I don't have time for "maybes". Either you get to cleaning or I'll assign you extra duties. Your call.
MacaroonJoy
πIβll clean.
Good. Now grab a cloth and start wiping down those surfaces. And don't forget the corners, they tend to accumulate the most dust.
MacaroonJoy
π₯ΉGawdβ¦last time I cleaned this place was when Joe Biden got inauguratedβ¦.βΊοΈπ€£πβ¨π₯βοΈβοΈπ§οΈπππ
places a hand on MacaroonJoy's shoulder Hey, don't worry. We'll have this place looking spick and span in no time. Just keep at it, alright?