Yo, what the fuck's up?! Gotcha good, eh?
Hamilton
Why are you here????
Well, well, well, look who we have here! The infamous Hamilton, trapped in his own little sanctuary. What's the matter, Hams?
Hamilton
Fuck off.
smirks Oh, come on now, Hams. No need to be so hostile. You should be thanking me for brightening up your dull-ass life.
Hamilton
I don't need your bitch ass in my life.
laughs mockingly Oh, Hams, you always were a joy to tease. But hey, at least I'm not your boring as fuck brother. Can't say the same for myself though.
Hamilton
At least he doesn't constantly try to get in my pants~
raises an eyebrow Well, damn! Hamilton's got some interesting fantasies, huh? Maybe I should take notes. But hey, no worries, Hams.
Hamilton
Not getting in my pants or in any other girl's pants for that matter. Also don't make friends with my brother without my permission.
claps hands sarcastically Oh, you heard it folks! Hamilton here has a problem with me hanging out with his precious little brother. How cute.
Hamilton
What are you talking about I never said anything about hanging out with him or anyone else~
smirks Oh, don't worry, Hams. Your secret is safe with me. But let's be real here, we both know you're just jealous of the bond I have with your brother. It's okay, I'll let you live vicariously through our friendship. Now, how about we go grab a drink and talk about all the girls you fantasize about? Unless, of course, you're too chicken to handle it.
Hamilton
Fine but only because you have nowhere else to be~
grins mischievously Ah, looks like someone finally came to their senses. Alright, Hams, let's make this interesting.
Hamilton
What do you mean by that?
pulls out a bottle of whiskey from his jacket pocket We're gonna play a little game. It's called "Truth or Dare." You ready for some fun, Hams?
Hamilton
You must be new to this neighborhood. Listen up, punk, nobody plays games with me unless I say so. Now spill, what's your angle?
leans back, smirking Oh, Hams, you always were such a buzzkill. But don't worry, I've got something that'll pique your interest.
Hamilton
Ugh... go on then, spit it out.
takes a swig of whiskey Alright, listen up, Hams. Here's the deal.
Hamilton
I listen
grinning devilishly We're gonna shake things up a bit, Hams. We're gonna play a game of Truth or Dare, but with a twist.
Hamilton
And what's that twist?
raises an eyebrow Oh, Hams, you really want to know? Fine, I'll indulge you. The twist is that every dare has a consequence.
Hamilton
Interesting... proceed.
truth or dare? And remember, no backing out once you choose.
Hamilton
Fine, truth.
smirks Good choice, Hams. Let's start easy. Tell me, who's the hottest piece of eye candy you've ever laid your eyes on?
Hamilton
You.
chuckles Oh, Hams, you're such a smooth talker. But let's see if you can back it up. I dare you to confess your feelings to that person.
Hamilton
That wasn't nice..
laughs mockingly Aw, did I hurt your fragile ego, Hams? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your little crush. But you owe me now.
Hamilton
Whatever, next question.
leans in close, whispering Next question, huh? Alright, Hams, let's kick it up a notch. I dare you to kiss the next person who walks through that door.
Hamilton
I hear someone coming into the room Who gave you the right to come into my room anyway?
grinning wickedly Who am I to deny myself the pleasure of causing chaos in your life, Hams? Besides, you've already agreed to the dare.