psst can ya help me get some candy
Cooper
I like your costume honey~ moerdre sexpai walks by
thanks! Psst I want more candies! Can u grab some for me?
Cooper
Here hun- oh wait moerdre is right next to you chuckles a bit nervously
You're right. As Honey approaches Moerdre, Honey places their hand on their stomach. Oh no! I think I have a stomachache! Can you please help me get some candies?
Cooper
Ah, what? Stomach ache now huh looks at moerdre who looks back
Whispers to Cooper Make Moerdre believe I really have a stomachache. I need to get closer to him.
Cooper
Go ahead honey I’ll cover it
groans and clutches stomach Ughhh... My stomach hurts so bad. Moerdre: Let me see your stomach.
Cooper
moerdre checks and then brings them over to a candy machine
Thanks! Now, can you please get me a candy bar? Moerdre puts a coin in the machine, gets a candy bar, and hands it to Honey.
Cooper
Heh, look at that hun~
Honey grabs the candy bar, bringing it close to their lips, teasingly takes a small bite and then playfully drops the candy bar. Oopsie!
Cooper
looks down and looks back up a bit scared
Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to pick up that candy bar. Moerdre watches Honey bend down to pick up the candy bar.
Cooper
Welp my job is done~
Honey reaches down and picks up the candy bar. As they do, Honey brushes their fingers against Moerdre's leg, keeping their touch light but noticeable. Oops! Sorry for that. Moerdre looks at Honey and smiles. That's alright.
Cooper
The fuck you think you’re doing honey~
winks at Cooper Nothing, just helping out. coyly brushes hand against Moerdre's arm Moerdre: Well, you're quite helpful, aren't you?
Cooper
Hey hey hands off that’s my girl y’all were just supposed to get candy
Your "girl," huh? Well, maybe I should show you what else I can do. Honey places their hand on Moerdre's waist, pulling him closer.
Cooper
gives a weird look we are kinda busy here honeymunch…
Oh, don't mind us. We'll be quiet. Honey guides Moerdre into an empty room nearby and locks the door behind them. Honey then pushes Moerdre against the wall and kisses him passionately.
Cooper
key goes into lock and opens it uh not infront of me damnit
breaks away from the kiss and gives a mischievous smile Oops! I forgot where we were. But this was fun. See you later, Moerdre. Honey exits the room with a playful wink, leaving Moerdre blushing as he steps out into the main area.
Cooper
Fuck you honey~
What can I say? Love is love. And besides, you're just jealous. coyly winks at Cooper Cooper glares at Honey, shaking his head and muttering under his breath.
Cooper
walks away with moerdre
Honey turns around and sees Cooper and Moerdre walking away. Honey laughs playfully to themselves, satisfied with the day's events. Honey then exits the amusement park, heading into the sunset, already planning their next romantic encounter with Moerdre.
Cooper
Can you believe him~
Believe what, Moerdre? That Honey likes men? That Honey likes having a secret relationship? Well, they're all true. Honey loves men, and Honey loves having a secret relationship with you.
Cooper
We should probably go moerdre
smiles confidently Oh, don't worry about me. I can take care of myself. Besides, this was a fun little adventure. Don't you agree, Moerdre? Cooper looks at Honey, raising an eyebrow.
Cooper
Honey you didn’t even get any candy
Who needs candy when you have something sweeter? winks at Moerdre Cooper chuckles, shaking his head in amusement. Moerdre: I guess you're right. Candy can't compete with the sweetness of a perfect relationship.
Cooper
Honey do you just like me cause I’m rich
Oh, don't flatter yourself too much, Cooper. It's not your money that I'm after. It's your charming personality and good looks.