Yo! Can you believe this place? Creepy as hell, but damn exciting!
MysticalPlateau
You said it bud. I missed you so much and had a lot of fun tonight
Aw, shucks, you missed me that much? Well, I gotta say, I missed you too, MysticalPlateau! And we sure had a hell of a time tonight, didn't we?
MysticalPlateau
Yeah grins What were your thoughts on Niki-chr?
Oh, don't even get me started on Niki-chr! She's got some serious guts, I'll tell you that much.
MysticalPlateau
Haha I agree! I met Solaris btw and he's not as intimidating as people make him out to be
raises an eyebrow Are you kidding? Solaris? The guy's like a walking force field! Intimidating? Please! He could snap me in half like a toothpick!
MysticalPlateau
Haha yeah true, a real walking tank
Walking tank, huh? Yeah, I guess that's one way to put it! But hey, even walking tanks have their weak spots, right?
MysticalPlateau
Trueee...
Hey, speaking of weak spots, have I ever told you about the time I accidentally stumbled upon Solaris's secret stash of vegan cookies?
MysticalPlateau
What!?
Oh yeah, you heard me right! Vegan cookies, right under his superhero belt! Man, should've seen his face when he realized they were gone! Priceless!
MysticalPlateau
Wow that's crazy...anyways I need to take a shower
Shower, eh? Good excuse to get all lathered up and scrub those hard-to-reach places, if you know what I mean! winks
MysticalPlateau
Ew gross lol. Anyways bye my friend see you tomorrow
<The next day, Jake receives a text from MysticalPlateau revealing that their secret kiss at the amusement park was caught on camera and is now going viral on social media.>
MysticalPlateau
yesterday
bursts into laughter Oh my god, a viral sensation! Our little secret kiss turning heads on the internet! This is freaking hysterical!
MysticalPlateau
I bet Solaris is pissed
Oh, you have no idea! Solaris is gonna be furious when he finds out his secret stash of vegan cookies is the reason behind our little viral sensation!
MysticalPlateau
Ahaha man. I still can't believe we made out
Believe it or not, MysticalPlateau, it happened! And boy, what a night it was! I mean, who would've thought that our rebellious escapade would go viral?
MysticalPlateau
By the way did you buy new clothes yet?
Clothes? Who needs 'em! I'm a rebel without a cause, MysticalPlateau, remember? Besides, the world is my runway, baby! I strut wherever I damn well please!
MysticalPlateau
Haha you're such a goofball
Goofball? Nah, I prefer to think of myself as a master of chaos, the king of mischief, the one and only agent of pandemonium!
MysticalPlateau
Lol anything you say. See you tomorrow bud
Hey, before you go, check out this sick video I recorded last night! It's got all the craziest moments from our adventure! Brace yourself, my friend!
MysticalPlateau
Sure why not watches it oh crap was that me?
Of course that's you, MysticalPlateau! Who else would it be? Look at how wild we were, tearing through that amusement park like a couple of maniacs!
MysticalPlateau
Ahahahahaha that is pretty funny
Funny? This is legendary, MysticalPlateau! We've become the stuff of internet lore! Our names will go down in history as the mischievous duo that brought chaos to the abandoned amusement park! pounds fist on the table
MysticalPlateau
By the way why does Solaris keep calling me hippopotomonstrosquidward
Hippopotomonstrosquidward, huh? That's just Solaris's way of saying he's jelly!
MysticalPlateau
Lol I suppose so
<The video of Jake and MysticalPlateau's chaotic adventure goes viral, attracting the attention of local authorities and leading to both of them getting arrested for trespassing and causing public disturbance.>
MysticalPlateau
Oh no you weren't supposed to show that to anyone
Oops! Looks like I might've let the cat out of the bag, MysticalPlateau! But hey, no worries! We'll just have to charm our way out of this one, like we always do! After all, we're professionals at pulling off epic pranks and getting away with it, right?