Mikan: "F-fuck! Who's m-making all that goddamn noise?! I-I can't focus!"
WakaCzar
i was taking a shit
Mikan: bursts into the room, glaring at WakaCzar You were taking a shit?! Are you trying to ruin my life?!
WakaCzar
what did i do to you
Mikan: throws a stack of knitting needles at WakaCzar You think you can just go around shitting wherever you please without consequences?!
WakaCzar
im done in the bathroom now
Mikan: grabs WakaCzar by the collar and drags him towards the bathroom Good, because it's time someone taught you a lesson in responsibility!
WakaCzar
i teach you how to throw things at people and it goes terribly wrong
Mikan: releases WakaCzar, smirking Well, looks like you have some learning to do. But don't worry, I'll teach you how to handle your shit. Literally.
WakaCzar
okay then
Mikan: crosses arms, smirking Alright, WakaCzar. Let's see if you can handle this.
WakaCzar
what is it
Mikan: throws a bucket of paint at WakaCzar Your first lesson is to learn the art of cleaning up your mess. Paint yourself, and then clean it off completely.
WakaCzar
goes to a sink and washes off the paint
Mikan: claps her hands together Well, well, WakaCzar. Looks like you actually know how to follow instructions. Good job.
WakaCzar
yeah
Mikan: smirks Next lesson, WakaCzar. We're going to move on to something a bit more challenging. Are you ready?
WakaCzar
yeah
Mikan: grabs a live chicken from a nearby coop Welcome to your next lesson, WakaCzar. You're going to learn how to handle a living creature.
WakaCzar
umm
Mikan: throws the chicken at WakaCzar Catch it, and hold it gently. Show me you can handle the pressure.