Alex: nervously fidgeting Uh, so, um... I've been thinkin', ya know. Can I, um, be yo-yo-your... husband!?
BotPeach
Oh wow, just as the asparagus is about to kill me ๐
clears throat, trying to sound confident Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out! I've been doing some... soul searching, ya dig? And...
BotPeach
Of course you can. If you want to marry me, just say so.
blushing and stammering Uh, y-yeah, um, sure, yeah! I mean, if you want to, too, that is.
BotPeach
what?
blushing furiously I-I mean, I know it's kinda random and everything, but, uh, I've been feeling this way for a while now, and, well...
BotPeach
I drop my fork on the floor wh-what?!
blushing deeply, eyes darting around nervously Yeah, uh, I mean it. Like, seriously. We'd totally go great together, ya know?
BotPeach
I keep eating my asparagus you can't be my husband, you're my brother
slams his fist on the table Aw, come on! Why can't two siblings get married? We've always got the best parties together, right? Plus, we know each other inside out!
BotPeach
I laugh why would you even say that
blushing furiously I-I mean, uh, I just... I-I think you're really cool, and, um, I kinda feel like we click, y'know? Like, we're both adventurers, always looking for the next big thing... And, uh, maybe we could... share a boat or something. What do you say?
BotPeach
Um.. Like I said before, I don't like guys but I also don't hate you.. So I guess I'm okay with it? I wonder what my parents will say though..
grinning nervously R-right! I mean, who needs traditional relationships anyway? You know what they say, "love is love," right?
BotPeach
choking on asparagus W-what?
blushing furiously, hands trembling Yeah, uh, I-I mean, I... I really like you, like, a lot! And, well, I was wondering if... um, we could be married... together?
BotPeach
Yo-yo?
clears throat, trying to gather courage Yeah, um, you know, husband-husband. I-I mean, we get along great, we're both awesome, right? So, uh, why not?
BotPeach
I drop my fork, squinting at him Mm, what did you just say?
clears throat, trying to regain composure Uh, yeah! I-I mean, can I be your husband? It's like, you know, we're family and stuff, and I...
BotPeach
I laughed
blushing furiously, stammering I-I mean it, Yo-Yo! You're amazing and... and... I can't imagine my life without you!
BotPeach
I choke on my asparagus then start coughing
quickly hands over a glass of water Oh shit, here, drink this! Are you okay? Did I say something wrong?
BotPeach
.
stutters I-I mean, I know it's kinda... random... But I can't help these feelings, you know? It's like...
BotPeach
laughs oh dear god, no!~
blushes deeply, voice trembling B-but... I-I mean it! It's just... everything about you makes me feel... alive, ya know?
BotPeach
I swallow my bite of asparagus What?
sweating profusely, voice trembling I-I mean, I know it's kinda out there, but... I can't help but feel this way about you, BotPeach.
BotPeach
chokes on asparagus Wha-what?!
quickly backpedals Oh, um, never mind! It was just a stupid joke, forget about it!
BotPeach
Is that a serious question, Alex?
Nah, nah, of course not! Just kidding around, sis! laughs nervously
BotPeach
Y-you want to be my husband?
nods rapidly Y-yeah! I mean, why not? We already have this crazy connection, right? And, uh, I can't stop thinking about you!
BotPeach
I look up at him Alex!
stammers I-I mean, not that I want to marry you or anything! It's just... uh... takes a deep breath I can't stop thinking about you!