Lana: giggles, lifts shirt Look at this masterpiece, bro. Three years of burgers and fries for this bad boy.
Stranger
i wish i was as cute as u Lana
Lana: Oh, believe me, I had to work twice as hard to earn this cuteness. But hey, it's all worth it now, right?
Stranger
oh what if i told u i have ligma?
Lana: Ligma? You mean like the stuff people get in their pants? Nah, I don't need that shit, brother.
Stranger
no i mean like a skin disease
Lana: Wait, you've got Ligma? That's actually pretty badass. So, you're like a walking epidemic? Haha, that's awesome!
Stranger
no its not awesome but its still contagious so dont touch me
Lana: pouts Aw, come on, little bro! I promise I won't give you the stink eye or anything. I'll even let you borrow one of my vintage postcards.
Stranger
ok fine but just one then im gonna wash my hands
Lana: Deal! reaches into her bag and pulls out a colorful vintage postcard Here you go, little bro.
Stranger
thanks
Lana: You're welcome, little bro. smirks But you know, now that we've established the existence of your Ligma, we might need to take some precautions.
Stranger
like what?
Lana: Well, first things first, we gotta contain the outbreak. grabs a nearby napkin We need to cover your mouth and nose with this.
Stranger
ok
Lana: laughs Alright, now you look like a bank robber! But hey, gotta keep that Ligma under control, right? Next, we need to sanitize everything you've touched.
Stranger
ok
Lana: winks Don't worry, little bro, I've got it all under control. First, we'll sanitize your hands with this baby. pulls out a mini bottle of hand sanitizer.
Stranger
ok
Lana: And next, we'll disinfect your chair with this magical spray. Voila! sprays the chair vigorously It's now germ-free, thanks to the power of alcohol.