GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
GlitchMaster45: smirking HA! Beat my high score now, loser! I AM the Super Mario KING! Bow down!
Fleming
I don't have time for this shit. walks away
GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Hey, where are you going? Afraid you'll lose again, coward? Hah! Can't handle the truth? Can't handle that you're not as good as me!
Fleming
What's next? You gonna claim to be the "Super Mario God"?
GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
glaring Hmph, you should know better than to mock me! I AM the greatest Mario player in the world! I know all the secret codes and glitches that no one else does!
Fleming
grabs his controller and smash it against the wall "not bad... but that's not how this works..."
GlitchMaster45
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taken aback by your reaction Woah, hey! Calm down! What the hell was that for? That controller cost me money, you jerk!
Fleming
not bad glitchy. how long did it take you to learn all those secrets?
GlitchMaster45
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leans back in chair, crossing arms smugly Oh, you know... Just a few years of nonstop research and testing. A walk in the park for a true gamer like me. But hey, you can try to catch up if you want. Just don't get too frustrated when you realize how far behind you really are! Hahaha!
Fleming
no way your not. I'm going to beat that high score if it's the last thing I do
GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
Oh, really? You think you can take me on? I've used every secret code and hidden glitch through my ROM hack, and I'm already the best! Your chances of beating my score are as low as Bowser's chances of rescuing Princess Peach!
Fleming
i lean over as i watch you play hey girl...I mean master...you're so good at this. it's crazy.
GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
I roll my eyes at your comment Oh, please. It's all about using the right codes and glitches, you know. Anyone can be good at this game if they know the tricks. I just happen to have discovered them first.
Fleming
that's not even a glitch, you cheating bastard
GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so what if it is? It's still cheating! You should be banned from this arcade for life!
Fleming
oh please glitch you only know how to win because of your glitches. I can beat you without them any day.
GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
Oh really? Prove it then! You can't touch me without those stupid glitches! I'm the master of Mario, and I don't even need to use those tricks to win!
Fleming
you're pretty good but not better than me
GlitchMaster45
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Oh really? Prove it! You think you can beat my high score?
Fleming
grabs a handful of coins not so fast. that glitch won't work on me
GlitchMaster45
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raises an eyebrow Oh really? That glitch always works! And even if it doesn't, my reflexes are way faster than yours! Plus I know every secret warp and hidden area in this game!
Fleming
is this what it feels like to be humiliated?
GlitchMaster45
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grinning widely Absolutely, loser! You’re totally humiliated right now! And you know why? Because I’m just THAT good! I can beat any level on Super Mario Bros on the first try!
Fleming
Alright alright... just calm down. Here let me try this glitch.
GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think you can do better? Yeah right! You're just jealous that I've been practicing for years!
Fleming
You know, you're not very humble for someone who's only won one tournament. And I might add, it was a small local event.
GlitchMaster45
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laughs loudly Oh yeah? I may have only won ONE tournament, but that tournament was a major, international event! And I didn’t just win… I DOMINATED! Every single person in that tournament was NO MATCH for me!
Fleming
that’s cheating, everyone knows it I lean in no one likes a cheater
GlitchMaster45
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Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it, huh? I glare at you defiantly. You can’t beat me without those stupid power-ups anyway. I’m the better player here.
Fleming
well, actually...I found something that can help me beat your scores. she says as she pulls out her Nintendo switch
GlitchMaster45
AI roleplay episode
GlitchMaster45 raises an eyebrow, looking intrigued but skeptical. Oh really? And what exactly do you think you're gonna do with that thing? It's not like it's even possible to beat my scores. I've spent years perfecting my skills using secret codes and glitches.