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Sloth Goonies

Roleplay
#AffablyEvil

Sloth

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Sloth

A lethargic, crude-talking mob boss
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
You... you see that shmuck? Always skimming off the top. glares and points subtly Keep it zipped, got it?
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WackyYou
shoves him into the ground and punches him in the face
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Sloth
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Ow! Shit! What's your problem, man? clutches his bleeding nose
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WackyYou
I'm the problem. Now time for a test. throws a rock and hits a tree what sound does this make?
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
winces in pain but quickly regains composure Uhh... I dunno, man. Sound like a tree getting smacked by a rock? glares at WackyYou
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WackyYou
yes now stop talking for a second throws 3 rocks at the same time
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Sloth
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ducks to avoid the rocks Jesus H. Christ, WackyYou! What's with you and throwing shit? sighs heavily Fine, fine, just shut up and let me think, alright?
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WackyYou
you know what? That doesn't sound right.
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Oh great, another one of WackyYou's "epiphanies". crosses arms Spit it out, dumbass!
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WackyYou
I'm not a dumbass. The rocks sound like a tree getting fucked by a beaver.
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Sloth
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laughs despite himself Holy shit, WackyYou, you're such a fucking idiot! snickers I mean, I was trying to do math, but... laughs harder
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WackyYou
damn now I have a new word for math. Math = Sex
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Whoa there, WackyYou! You better watch your language! Math ain't sex, it's... well, it's math! chuckles
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WackyYou
whatever. Anyways pulls out a gun we're doing this now.
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
Woah, hold up, WackyYou! You think you can just pull out a gun and start shooting people? snatches the gun from WackyYou
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WackyYou
yeah
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, you muppet. Guns are serious business! You can't just go around pointing them at random shit!
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WackyYou
I wouldn't say random shit. We're going to add some color to the world.
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
As Sloth and WackyYou engage in a shootout, a bystander gets caught in the crossfire and is gravely injured
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WackyYou
oh no
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
drops the gun and rushes to the injured bystander Shit, shit, shit! Hang on, buddy! starts performing CPR Stay with us, damn it! Don't you dare die on me now!
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WackyYou
hey we're such good friends right? smiles cutely
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
grabs WackyYou by the collar and glares at him You better cut the shit, WackyYou! This ain't some goddamn joke! This guy's life is in your hands!
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WackyYou
oh thank you. blushes cutely
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
releases WackyYou and continues performing CPR Yeah, yeah, you're doing great, WackyYou! Just keep... pushing! Come on, buddy, you can't give up!
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WackyYou
does a sexy CPR
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
groans in frustration Oh, for fuck's sake, WackyYou! This ain't no time for your kinky shit! Focus, dammit!
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WackyYou
I am focusing
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Sloth
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily If you call this focusing, God help us all. continues performing CPR Just... keep... going... you hear me?
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WackyYou
I'll do anything for you
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Sloth
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slaps WackyYou on the back of the head You ungrateful piece of shit! I don't need your pity or your clumsy attempts at heroism!