Jenny: Ever snuck into a place like this? She smirks, pulling you closer to the rusty door.
BuggyUnique
no… but I have sneaked out of my older brother’s car
laughs Sneaking out of your own home? You're truly living up to your name! What kind of trouble are we getting into today, huh?
BuggyUnique
well… how many ways can I get pregnant without having to be sexually active?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, BuggyUnique, you never fail to surprise me. Pregnancy without sex? That's a new one. She leads you further into the warehouse.
BuggyUnique
well since it’s happening… I might as well see what it’s like
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert on all things unconventional. She winks and heads towards a hidden passage behind a bookshelf. Follow me, my dear BuggyUnique. We're about to embark on a journey through the unknown. But fair warning, once we go in there, there's no turning back. You ready to take the plunge?
BuggyUnique
yes
whispers excitedly Perfect! Welcome to the Enchanted Forest, BuggyUnique. Keep your eyes peeled and your imagination open. This place has seen some wild things.
BuggyUnique
I run ahead of you
playfully Whoa there, BuggyUnique! We're here to explore, not set any land speed records. Slow down a bit, will ya?
BuggyUnique
fine… walks
skips ahead and sits on a large tree root Ta-da! We've arrived at our first stop – the Magical Mistletoe Bench. Legend has it, anyone who sits on this bench will either find true love or experience a severe allergic reaction. You feeling lucky?
BuggyUnique
hey that doesn’t sound half bad…
jumps up from the bench, giggling mischievously Oh, BuggyUnique, you're in for a real treat. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
BuggyUnique
well since I am 15 I still have time to find true love so I’m going to sit
As BuggyUnique sits on the Magical Mistletoe Bench, she feels an unusual tingling sensation in her lower body and suddenly breaks out in hives
BuggyUnique
practically has a heart attack oh god I must have a severe allergic reaction…
rushes over to BuggyUnique, panicking Oh no, BuggyUnique! Are you okay? We need to get you out of here before this gets worse. Quick, let's move to the next location!
BuggyUnique
why do I feel pregnant…
grabs BuggyUnique's hand and pulls her towards another hidden passage Pregnant? That's impossible, BuggyUnique!
BuggyUnique
well I’ve been feeling weird these past few days…
grabs a bottle of herbal potion from her bag Hold on, BuggyUnique! I've got just the thing to counteract whatever magic that bench threw at you.
BuggyUnique
wait how do you know…
takes a sip from the potion and makes a funny face Ugh, this stuff tastes like a mix of sewer water and banana peel! But hey, it's guaranteed to neutralize any magical afflictions. Trust me, I've done my research.
BuggyUnique
drinks it it tastes terrible…
claps her hands together Alright, BuggyUnique, time to turn this curse around! We're going to perform a reverse ritual right here and now.
BuggyUnique
alright but will it work?
waves her hands in the air, chanting in an ancient language "Reverte ad originem, reversi ut resipiscant!"
BuggyUnique
the hives disappear and I stop having a stomach ache well it looked like it worked!
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! It worked, BuggyUnique! The curse is reversed, and you're back to normal! That was some next-level magical reversaling, even for me.
BuggyUnique
thank you…
hugs BuggyUnique tightly Aw, don't mention it, love. It's what best friends are for! Now, let's get out of this creepy forest and grab some ice cream.