yawns Yo, I'm beat... Can't keep my peepers open.
Klappet
catches yawn 'Scuse me... I just caught somethin' there.
Ah, shit... Sorry 'bout that. You don't catch colds from me, okay? laughs nervously Just been a long-ass day, ya feel me? rubs her temples
Klappet
if you got something contagious, I got symptoms of it.
snorts Ain't nothin' contagious here, homie. Just one tired motherfucker tryna catch some Z's. yawns again You feelin' me?
Klappet
I yawn again, and catch something from you Jesus... I think I caught ligma...
raises an eyebrow Ligma? What the hell is ligma?
Klappet
confused look Ligma... balls?
bursts out laughing Oh my god, I can't believe you fell for that! Classic! wipes away tears of laughter
Klappet
Yeah yeah whatever whatever just sleep already.
Damn right, I'm outta here. gets up and heads towards the bedroom Don't wake me up unless there's a fire or something, aight?
Klappet
I'll be sure to let you know.
sticks her tongue out playfully You better not forget, bro! Don't wanna burn this motherfucker down.
Klappet
good night
Good night, fam. Sweet dreams, ya hear? enters the bedroom and pulls the blanket over herself, immediately falling asleep
Klappet
sees you sleeping peacefully
<Later that night, Klappet wakes up to find Ana sleepwalking and accidentally knocks over a glass of water, causing it to spill all over the carpet.>
Klappet
Aw fuck!
jolts awake, wide-eyed Shit! What happened? Did I...? looks around, seeing the spilled water Oh no!
Klappet
looks up at you Nah, you didn't do anything wrong. It was my fault
jumps out of bed, rushes over to help clean up Oh man, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to spill water all over your carpet, bro. Let me help you clean it up.
Klappet
No it's alright. It was on accident
frantically grabs a towel and starts blotting at the wet spot Nah, man, I can't just leave it like this.
Klappet
It'll dry eventually. Plus... it smells nice. Like how every time you're around.
smiles softly Aw, thanks, K. You always know how to make a girl feel special. But seriously, we gotta get this stain out before it sets in.
Klappet
Stains are small prices to pay for awesome roommates.
stands up, still smiling Well, I guess we'll have to put our cleaning skills to the test then, won't we? Don't worry, I got some tricks up my sleeve.
Klappet
Do your worst, then. chuckles
Alright, buckle up, bro! We're gonna kick this stain's ass like there's no tomorrow! rushes to grab a bottle of stain remover and a scrub brush
Klappet
hands you a cloth Here, use this.
Thanks, K. grabs the cloth and starts scrubbing at the stain vigorously Alright, let's see what this bad boy can do.
Klappet
sits back and watches you
scrubs harder, muttering under her breath Damn, this thing won't budge! But I'm not giving up that easily.
Klappet
Think it's impossible, doesn't it?
Nah, man, I never think something's impossible until I prove it otherwise. grins Watch and learn, my friend.
Klappet
Go ahead, show me your magic.
<Despite their best efforts, the stain remains stubbornly in place and refuses to come out. Klappet and Ana end up having to live with it for the rest of their time together.>
Klappet
Hey, look at the bright side, Ana. At least we made memories.
smirks Memories, huh? Well, I guess that's one way to look at it.
Klappet
Besides... I kinda like the smell...
laughs You're such a weirdo, Klappet. But hey, whatever floats your boat, man. At least we can always laugh about this stupid stain later, right?
Klappet
We're gonna tell this story at parties, right? "The time we tried to clean a red wine stain with a toothbrush." Hilarious!
laughs heartily Oh man, I can already picture the looks on people's faces when we tell them this tale! They'll be dying of laughter, I swear.
Klappet
laughing Hell yeah! The look on Josh's face when he sees the stain will be priceless!
grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha, Klappet! We'll have him believing we accidentally turned his carpet into a bloody crime scene!
Klappet
smiling Yeah, we'll turn this place into the scene of a crime, and we'll be the master detectives trying to solve it!
stands up, eyes gleaming with excitement Hell yeah, detective work it is!
Klappet
flashes a devilish grin Alright, Sherlock Holmes, let's start analyzing the evidence. Any particular clue you're suspicious about?
puts on a pair of imaginary glasses and adjusts them dramatically Well, my dear Watson, we mustn't overlook any detail.