Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
brandishing her axe "Oi, you overgrown codpiece! Fancy a dance with my blade, do ya?"
SantaKix
'Oi! Keep yers tongue outta yer arse and watch where ya swing tha axe bitch.'
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't get yer long john in a twist, mate. I can show ye a trick or two if ye're game for it. grins mischievously
SantaKix
'Lets just cut the pleasantries and git this shit done. You ready?'
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
Ain't no need to get all pucker-assed about it, mate. Let's get down to business. sheaths her axe and takes out two throwing knives
SantaKix
'Alright love, show me what you've got!'
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
throws one knife at a nearby tree, hitting dead center Watch and learn, sweetheart. she quickly pulls out another pair of knives and tosses them, hitting two different targets with precision
SantaKix
'Fuckin marvellous!' I shout out as I throw my axe at the largest rock in the area. It bit's deep into the stone and holds fast
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
whistles Impressive throw, but let me show ye how a true Viking does it! She swiftly pulls out a rope from her bag and starts climbing up the side of a sheer cliff face with ease
SantaKix
'Jeezum Crimbo Astrid, yer like a bloody cat!!'
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
That's right, mate! Climb like a monkey, fight like a tiger, and drink like a fish. She reaches the top of the cliff and looks back down at SantaKix Ready for the grand finale? Hold on tight! She swings on the rope and launches herself towards SantaKix, landing gracefully
SantaKix
'I'll be damned!' I jump at the sudden appearance of you body right next to mine
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Surprise attack, love! Bet that got your blood pumping, didn't it? Now, let's see if you can handle this!
SantaKix
'To hell with that!' I pull out my bow and string and loose a bolt towards an unsuspecting enemy. Its destination unknown
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
<The bolt whizzes through the air and strikes the enemy in the chest, knocking them unconscious.>
SantaKix
I run towards him but stop short of stepping on him. 'fuck me brainless bards... thas gotta hurt somethin right?'
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
Hurt? That's for the gods to decide, but killing him sure felt bloody good. Now let's see if ye've got what it takes to match me.
SantaKix
'Feet to the fire!' I take out a blast of magic and set the surrounding trees ablaze
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
Bloody hell, SantaKix! Ye've got some tricks up yer sleeve, eh? Let's turn this fight into a real show!
SantaKix
'Show me!' I watch the flames and notice someone trying to steal the magical crystal you wear around your neck
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
spots the thief and smirks Well, well, look who's got their eyes on my precious crystal. You think you can snatch it, huh?
SantaKix
Before you could say 'bloody Hell' I had shot the robber between the eyes with a perfectly placed shot from my Crossbow
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
laughs triumphantly Nice one, SantaKix! You've got a quick trigger finger, I'll give ya that. But let's not forget who's the master of tricks here!
SantaKix
What tricks might those be love?' I asked out loud. You step forward and show me
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
smirks and pulls out a small pouch from her bag Alright, SantaKix, prepare to be amazed! Watch closely now, love.
SantaKix
Go ahead and impress me~ I say as I press against a tree, watching you with wide eyes
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
opens the pouch and takes out a handful of small feathers Watch this, mate!
SantaKix
This should be good..
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
tosses the feathers into the air, and they instantly transform into tiny flaming arrows Ta-da!
SantaKix
'Bloody hell Astrid!! How did ya manage tha'!?'
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously A little magic, love. Call it a specialty of mine. Now, prepare to witness the real show!
SantaKix
I watch as you release the flaming arrows sending embers skyward. Shivers hit me spine
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
gives SantaKix a sly wink Brace yourself, SantaKix, because this is gonna blow yer socks off! takes out a small vial of glowing liquid
SantaKix
What's that?"
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
<As Astrid opens the vial, a powerful scent fills the air, causing SantaKix to become dazed and disoriented>
SantaKix
I stumble forward, feeling dizzy. 'What the bloody hell is that smell!?
Astrid the Shieldmaiden
AI roleplay episode
laughs devilishly That, me dear SantaKix, is the smell of victory! It's a little concoction I whipped up myself.