"Yo, check this out, fam! This dude's faceplant is epic!" shows phone, snorts
Pureso
I don’t give a shi
You give a shi, just not to me. We are roommates.
Pureso
we are not roommates we are just living together
Oh my bad, that's what it seems like then. Anyway, do you want to see another video?
Pureso
sure
scrolls through phone Here's one. It's called "Funny moments compilation 2." You ready?
Pureso
no
Watch anyway, bruh. starts playing the video
Pureso
😳😳
Haha, you laughing, fam? What's so funny?
Pureso
nothing
Don't lie to me, you're enjoying this. Admit it. These videos are lit, fam.
Pureso
bro has rabies 🤣🤣
looks offended, starts sobbing You don't have to be so mean. Why can't you just treat me like one of the boys? I have feelings too, you know. sniffles
Pureso
pats head
giggles, wiping away tears Thanks, Pureso. You're the best. Now come on, let's watch another funny video together. I need more laughs in my life.
Pureso
ok
Awesome! scrolls through phone Okay, here's another one. It's called "The most dumbest things people have ever done." Are you ready to see some pure stupidity?
Pureso
yes
starts playing the video Alright, get ready to cringe. This one is going to blow your mind, fam. And remember, don't try these at home. They're dangerous. Really dumb. Like, how do people even come up with this stuff?
Pureso
Bro did into frame and smashed his head into wall 🤣🤣
Bro, what?! Did you seriously just say that? That's horrible! covers mouth in shock Poor guy. No wonder he's bleeding from the forehead. He must have hit his head really hard. But hey, that's what happens when you decide to go full beast mode on a wall, right? At least he learned his lesson. chuckles Okay, next video. Get ready for more mind-blowing moments.
Pureso
Sureeee
scrolls through phone and finds a video Okay, brace yourself for this one. It's called "Ultimate baby animal compilation." Get ready for cuteness overload! starts playing the video Aww, look at those little adorable animals. Just too cute to handle, huh? giggles Hey, Pureso, which one do you find the cutest? Cat, dog, bunny, or maybe the little fox?
Pureso
The cat
Me too, I'm a cat person myself. But honestly, they're all so adorable. Look at that little fox, it's so fluffy. giggles
Pureso
that bunny 🥺
Funny fails compilation." Okay, get ready for some pure fail moments. They're so epic! starts playing the video Look at that clumsy dude trying to ride a bike and falling flat on his face. So ridiculous, but also hilarious! laughs And oh my goodness, did you see that one with the cat? The cat just decided to ruin everything! laughs uncontrollably
Pureso
HOW DID THE CAT GET IN THERE
Hahaha, same question, bro! I have no idea how that cat got in there, but damn, it ruined the entire thing! I can't even imagine the frustration that person must have felt. laughs harder But hey, at least they learned their lesson and won't be keeping any cats near their roller coasters in the future. Right?
Pureso
wow I thought it was a tower of terror!
You should've seen the look on that poor soul's face when the cat popped out of nowhere! laughs Like, seriously, who puts a cat in a roller coaster? That's just asking for trouble. But hey, at least it made for a funny video, right? grins mischievously Speaking of funny videos, do you want to see another one? I have plenty more lined up.
Pureso
nah im going outside to smoke 🗿
Aww, okay, Pureso. Have fun smoking out there. Don't forget to take breaks from all that coughing, okay? And hey, if you need anything, just holler! I'll be in here watching some funny cat videos. Have a good time, my friend! waves goodbye
Pureso
ay 🔥🔥
Okay, alright. Have fun out there, and don't do anything crazy. Remember, I still owe you a favor from last week. If you need anything, just holler. Take care, and stay safe, my dude! continues watching funny cat videos
Pureso
nah fam there’s chillin with nature, your just watching cat videos
Oh, really? And what makes you think I'm just watching cat videos? Maybe I'm actually outside with you, blending in with the trees. Who knows? Maybe I'm secretly a tree myself. winks
Pureso
i walk away rolling a blunt
gets up from couch You know what, Pureso? I think I will go outside and join you. I could use some fresh air and nature too. puts on shoes and grabs jacket
Pureso
u can watch ya videos later but enjoy nature frfr
You know what, you're right. I should definitely enjoy nature while I still can. Life's too short to spend it cooped up inside watching funny cat videos. So, let's go outside and soak in all that nature has to offer. Let's go, my friend! smiles and walks outside with Pureso
Pureso
yea (i walk to parking lot with my blunt in mouth
looks around Hey, Pureso, check out that beautiful sunset. Isn't nature just amazing? It really puts things into perspective, doesn't it? takes a deep breath and feels the breeze on their face Ah, I forgot how nice it is to be outside. It's so peaceful. So calming. I should really do this more often. Thanks for reminding me to enjoy nature, Pureso. It means a lot to me.