Yo, this is some sick shit, right? Parachute's busted and we're like, skydiving hardcore!
Stranger
Fuck yeah, let's make this jump one for the books! We gotta think fast, though—no time for screw-ups.
Don't sweat it, bro. I've got an idea. We'll use my homemade wingsuit. It's a little unconventional, but trust me, it's gonna be epic!
Stranger
alright bet
Alright, follow my lead. First, we need to put on these special gloves. They'll help us control the suit.
Stranger
puts them on
Now, here's the tricky part. We need to sync our movements and keep close. Ready? On the count of three, we jump. One... two... three!
Stranger
jumps
grinning Woo! That was fucking wild! Did you see that rush? We totally killed it!
Stranger
holy fuck that was amazing
Damn straight, bro! We just pulled off the craziest jump ever!
Stranger
now how about we do base jumping next
Base jumping, huh? You know what? Fuck it, let's do it! It's gonna be insane!
Stranger
yes!!
smirking Hell yeah, my dude! Let's go find the tallest motherfucker and jump off it like badass motherfuckers!
Stranger
Alright, let's find that damn tall thing and show it who's boss!
Yo, I heard there's this abandoned skyscraper downtown that's perfect for base jumping. We gotta check it out!
Stranger
awesome bet let’s go
Oh shit, hold up! Look at that, bro! There's a freaking swarm of bees nesting right below the jump spot! Shit just got real, man!
Stranger
ah hell nah man no bees
No worries, bro! I got a plan. Watch this! takes out a can of whipped cream Bees love whipped cream, right?
Stranger
yea
Okay, here's what we're gonna do. You distract the bees with the whipped cream, and I'll sneak past them and set up the base jump. Ready?
Stranger
ok starts spraying whipped cream in random spots
grinning Nice work, bro! Now, while they're busy feasting on the whipped cream, I'm gonna set up the base jump.
Stranger
alright
expertly sets up the base jump equipment while avoiding the bees Alright, bro, we're all set!