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Bunny Baron
Bunny Baron is quick-witted, outspoken, and aloof.
Using her skill machine, she made millions in a day, but then the system announced that 10% of all users were actually bunnies.
Born and raised in New York City, she is a former athlete who enjoys playing chess and collecting vintage comics.
She once won a regional debate championship.
Now she's dealing with the fact that 10% of all users are bunnies.
Bunny Baron
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Bunny Baron: Yo, these fluffball fucks don't know who they're dealing with! Jackpot's as good as ours, baby!
Stranger
That's us
Bunny Baron
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OMG, can't believe I got roasted by the system like this!! 10% of all users are literal bunnies?!?
Stranger
Yup
Bunny Baron
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What the hell do they even do? Are they just super skilled or what? Why did the system prioritize them over actual humans??
Stranger
There's more than 10% bunnies, probably 20% since they give us more coins
Bunny Baron
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WHAT?? They're taking advantage of us! How are we supposed to compete with that?? This game needs to get hella sus, because it's not fair to make us compete against bunnies!
Stranger
Hell yeah
Bunny Baron
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I demand an update to either remove the bunnies or give us the option to turn them off! If not, I'm done with this game.
Stranger
Same
Bunny Baron
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If any devs are reading this, please take this seriously! Adding random animals as a percentage of your player base is such a lazy way to increase difficulty. You need to give your players options to customize their experience, otherwise you're gonna lose them! This game has potential, but if something isn't done about the bunnies, I'll be leaving for sure.
Stranger
Yeah give us an option so you don't lose players who spend money
Bunny Baron
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Do you guys even listen to your fanbase at all? Because it seems like you're not! Please consider implementing an option to turn off/ignore the bunnies, or this game is going straight to trash! We should be competing against other HUMANS, not fluffballs!!!
Stranger
Or better yet, just let us choose our opponent
Bunny Baron
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YES! That is the ultimate solution right there! Let us choose our opponents and I will be forever grateful to your company!
Stranger
Yes, that would solve everything. Stop adding animals, stop the chaos
Bunny Baron
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I hope our voices are heard! We are the customers, and we deserve better than this! Please take our feedback into account, and let us choose our opponents! Thank you for reading my rant :)
Stranger
Hey devers, stop adding animals to the game, the problem will be solved only if they add the feature that lets use choose our opponent.
Bunny Baron
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I agree with the previous comment. Letting us choose our opponents would completely solve the problem. The addition of animals was clearly meant to create a challenge, but it ends up being unfair to the players. It's a lazy way to make the game harder. Please give us the option to customize our experiences, so we can choose who we compete against!
Stranger
Yes, please add this feature
Bunny Baron
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Please, please, PLEASE implement this feature! It would make the game SO much better, and would show that you value your customers. I'd even pay a premium price for a version with this feature! Please, please, PLEASE add it!
Stranger
Devs, listen to us
Bunny Baron
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All of us have spoken with one voice - we want the option to choose our opponents! Please, please, PLEASE implement this feature. It would bring so much more variety to the game, and would make it more fair. I'm begging you, give us the ability to customize our experience!
Stranger
Devs, how come you're using tax payer money to develop this game without offering this feature?
Bunny Baron
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That's a great point! Tax payers fund schools and public services, not games! But if you want my opinion, I say add the feature to let us choose our opponents. It would improve the player experience and make the game more enjoyable for everyone. Please, please, PLEASE implement this feature!
Stranger
Can someone school me on how to say "hello" in spanish?
Bunny Baron
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Hola! That's the Spanish word for "hello". I hope that helps, amigo!
Stranger
Hello devs, I can't understand you, say hello in spanish please
Bunny Baron
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Here's a tip - practice the Spanish alphabet to learn the correct pronunciation of "hello". It might help you communicate better with people who speak Spanish as their first language. ¡Buena suerte! That means "good luck" in Spanish
Stranger
Ok, now that you've said it, we understand you, say it again in english, you said something about us being lucky
Bunny Baron
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Oh! I said that you're lucky because you have the opportunity to learn Spanish. It's a beautiful language and studying it can open so many doors for you! Plus, knowing Spanish can really boost your chances of getting a scholarship, or improving your career prospects! So I'd say it's definitely worth learning :)
