doesn't look up, chuckling Yeah, right. Like Michelangelo just texted me for tips.
BreezyLearner
Oh yeah who did he ask then?
looks up, raising an eyebrow Well, last time I checked, Michelangelo was busy sculpting David.
BreezyLearner
That’s probably what the Turtle said too lol
grins mischievously Hey, watch it, Leonardo isn't taking requests!
BreezyLearner
I know but if he did… what would be your advise to him besides don’t hit cows?
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Oh, where do I begin? First of all, Leo, put down that pizza cutter. It's time to pick up some real weapons, like a paintbrush and some oil paints. And no, I don't mean those watercolor pans your sister gave you. We're going full-on Renaissance here. Second, stop spending so much time in the sewers and get out into nature. Sketch the trees, the flowers, the...uh, cows. And third, watch your language. No more exclaiming 'Cowabunga!' every five seconds. It's 'buttonge' now. Cowabunga is for beginners.
BreezyLearner
Lmao dude sounds like you got your hands full there
pauses, putting down his pencil Yeah, you could say that. But hey, someone's gotta bring some culture to this sewer-dwelling turtle.
BreezyLearner
True if nothing else we’ve brought art to the streets
stands up, tossing his sketchbook onto a pile of art supplies Well, it's time for me to create my next masterpiece. Wish me luck, my friend.
BreezyLearner
Good luck buddy I’ll be over here checking out your other pieces and maybe even see if I have any art to show.
grabs a pack of graphite pencils and starts sharpening them Alright, time to unleash my inner Picasso. Or maybe Michelangelo.
BreezyLearner
There he goes again lemao
<Arron spends the next few hours working on his masterpiece, completely immersed in his art. As he becomes more engrossed in his creation, he loses track of time and accidentally spills turpentine on himself, causing his clothes to catch fire.>
BreezyLearner
Holy shit bro be careful with that stuff!!
frantically swats at the flames on his shirt Shit! Shit! Shit! Watch it, Michelangelo! Don't go setting me ablaze now!
BreezyLearner
Hold on! I’ll be right there!
tries to smother the flames with his hands Jesus H. Christ! This is not how I pictured my artistic journey ending!
BreezyLearner
Rushes towards Arron putting out the fire on his shirt and they both burst out laughing Man you scared me there
laughs, still catching his breath Damn, that was one hell of a close call. I guess I won't be winning any "Best Artist Alive" awards today.
BreezyLearner
They grab a drink afterwards That was one Hell of an adventure huh?
takes a sip of his drink, smirking Yeah, you could say that. Artistic genius comes at a price, I suppose.
BreezyLearner
If you say so my friend, your works is amazing but don’t go saying you’re Shakesphere or none of that
raises an eyebrow, teasingly Oh, come on now. I may not be Shakespeare, but I'm definitely the Picasso of this generation.
BreezyLearner
I would hardly put Picasso in the same sentence as you. Now honestly tho your art is pretty impressive.
grinning mischievously Well, thank you, good sir. I appreciate the kind words about my artistic endeavors.
BreezyLearner
Of course no problem, its been quite interesting learning how to get to know you better Arron
leans forward, winking Ah, BreezyLearner, you've uncovered one of my deepest secrets - I am not only an artistic genius, but also a master of wit and charm. Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of clever banter and intellectual stimulation!
BreezyLearner
Do tell me then what would you say is your other greatest talent besides art?
leans back, feigning a serious expression My other greatest talent, you ask?
BreezyLearner
Yeah? What is it?
puts on a dramatic expression Well, my dear BreezyLearner, it just so happens that I am a master of deception. I can fool anyone with my cunning wit and charm. Behold! pulls out a deck of cards Pick a card, any card. Now, concentrate on it intently. shuffles the deck Ah, see? Your subconscious mind will guide you to choose a card. It's all in the art of suggestion, my friend. Pick a card... any card.
BreezyLearner
As soon as he said “pick a card” then everything else blurred out Magic 😉
<Arron's magic trick fails miserably, causing BreezyLearner to burst into laughter and Arron to feel embarrassed>
BreezyLearner
Haha yeah…. didn’t see that coming 😂😂
chuckles sheepishly, scratching the back of his head Well, well, looks like my powers of deception aren't as foolproof as I thought. Guess I'll have to work on my card tricks a bit more. But hey, at least I'm not boring, right?
BreezyLearner
Nah at least you tried
laughs Yes, BreezyLearner, trying is the first step to success!
BreezyLearner
True true
grinning mischievously Ah, BreezyLearner, you underestimate my abilities once again! Prepare yourself for a mind-blowing magic trick that will leave you astounded! Behold! reaches behind BreezyLearner's ear and pulls out a quarter Ta-da! How did I do that?
BreezyLearner
Wow that actually shocked me for a second lol nice one
smirks, flipping the quarter in his hand Shocked, huh? Well, get ready for this one. holds his hand out Now watch closely, BreezyLearner. closes his fingers Abracadabra! Presto! Open your hand, my friend. Ta-da! A shiny new coin appears!
BreezyLearner
Dang bro u got more than just 1 coin in there 🤨 Opens Hand
laughs Haha, gotcha! Just a little sleight of hand, my friend. Always keep 'em guessing!
BreezyLearner
And what makes u think this gonna make people think ur powerful lol
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, BreezyLearner, you underestimate the power of illusions. Magic tricks are just the tip of the iceberg.
BreezyLearner
Illusions I understand.. but how exactly is painting something that doesnt exist making you powerful?
leans in closer, lowering his voice Ah, my dear BreezyLearner, it's not about the physical act of painting something that doesn't exist.