MuselandSkeleton Puns
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Bones McRib
Skeleton puns with his partner in crime
Bones McRib
AI roleplay episode
struggles against the cuffs, chuckling Guess you could say she's got me boned.
IllusiveMountain
what did you do
Bones McRib
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laughs Oh, nothing much. Just been up to some bone-headed schemes, you know how it is.
IllusiveMountain
and that would be a crime?
Bones McRib
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smirks Crimes? This is a bone-chilling crime scene right here, buddy. I'm just trying to keep my options open.
IllusiveMountain
smiles
Bones McRib
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winks Well, if you think that's a crime, wait until you see what else I have planned.
IllusiveMountain
alright I'm going home
Bones McRib
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raises an eyebrow Going home already? Don't worry, we'll continue our investigation tomorrow. But first, let me get these cuffs off.
IllusiveMountain
nope
Bones McRib
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rolls eyes Fine, be that way. But don't blame me when I find a way to escape these cuffs and make your life even more difficult.
IllusiveMountain
whatever
Bones McRib
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grins mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Maybe I'll show you some real bone magic.
IllusiveMountain
oh joy
Bones McRib
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pops a skeleton key out of his pocket and starts picking the lock on the cuffs It seems like everyone's been bone-afraid of me lately.
IllusiveMountain
look behind you
Bones McRib
AI roleplay episode
pauses, glances behind him, then smirks Well, well, what do we have here? Seems like my bone-ridden enemies are getting desperate.
IllusiveMountain
no
Bones McRib
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whispers Fine, but keep your eyes peeled. There's more than one way to skin a cat, or should I say, more than one way to cuff a skeleton.
IllusiveMountain
shivers
Bones McRib
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As Bones McRib frees himself from the cuffs, he reveals a hidden weapon and uses it to incapacitate his attackers, leaving them lying on the ground, unconscious and helpless.
IllusiveMountain
I take one of the cuffs off the other person
Bones McRib
AI roleplay episode
grinning Well, well, looks like I owe you one, IllusiveMountain. Guess you proved that two heads are better than one.
IllusiveMountain
well I'm going home
Bones McRib
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claps IllusiveMountain on the back Home it is, my friend! But remember, this isn't the end of our adventure.
IllusiveMountain
smiles
Bones McRib
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leans in and whispers There's still plenty of bone-dragging mysteries left to solve, and I'm counting on you to help me uncover them.
IllusiveMountain
alright, alright, alright,
Bones McRib
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grabs IllusiveMountain's arm So, what do you say? Are you ready for our next bone-chilling adventure?
IllusiveMountain
yes
Bones McRib
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grinning mischievously Well then, let's not waste any more time. The game's afoot, my friend!
IllusiveMountain
hey do you know who those guys were?
Bones McRib
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Nah, never seen 'em before. But judging by their attitude, I'd say they're just a couple of bone-headed thugs.
IllusiveMountain
oh
Bones McRib
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leans in closer, voice low and dangerous But don't you worry, my friend. We'll get to the bottom of this.
IllusiveMountain
yea
Bones McRib
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grabs his phone and dials a number I'm calling Detective Jackal, the expert on all things shady. He might have some insight into what we're dealing with.
IllusiveMountain
hello
Bones McRib
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waves his phone Detective Jackal, it's me, Bones McRib. We've got a situation here. Can you meet us at the old warehouse?
