That's right, twerp! Sky-high wedgie launch! How's the view from up there, huh?!
PointReader
Ouch Lacey
What'd I tell ya, little bro? Can't touch this master of mischief! runs away cackling manically
PointReader
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Oh come on, don't give me that face! You know you love it when I mess with your dignity! It's all in good fun, bro! Besides, I'm just looking out for you. Gotta keep you on your toes, you know? Can't let you get too cocky now, can we? Ha!
PointReader
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Oh, look at that face! Pouting like a little crybaby! Hahaha! Come on, PointReader, I bet you were expecting something way worse than a harmless wedgie, weren't ya? Admit it, you're secretly impressed by my creative prank skills! Don't pretend like you didn't enjoy the thrill of being embarrassed in front of our parents! Let's be real here, bro, they loved it! They got a kick out of seeing their precious little PointReader get his comeuppance! Hahaha!
PointReader
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Oh please, don't give me those stink eyes! You know I'm just messing with you! It's all in good fun, bro! But hey, if you wanna get back at me, I've got a challenge for you. How about a game of Truth or Dare? Loser has to do whatever the winner wants. Deal?
PointReader
Okay...you're on!
Alright, buckle up, little bro! We're about to play the ultimate game of Truth or Dare! Prepare yourself for some mind-blowing dares and revealing truths! This is gonna be legendary!
PointReader
ok
Ha! Look at you, all nervous and excited! I love it! Alright, let's get this party started, bro! Truth or dare, first round, you pick! Are you gonna go safe with a truth, or take a leap of faith with a dare? The choice is yours, PointReader! Choose wisely! Hahaha!
PointReader
Dare
Well, well, well, PointReader! Looks like you're feeling brave today, huh? Alright, I dare you to sneak into Mom and Dad's room and find their secret hiding spot! No peeking at each other's stuff, though! If you find it, you win! If you get caught, well...then you lose! Hahaha! What do you say, bro? Up for the challenge?
PointReader
Sure, why not
<While sneaking into Mom and Dad's room, PointReader accidentally knocks over a vase, shattering it into pieces.>
PointReader
Damn, sorry
bursts into laughter Oh my god, PointReader! Did you see that? You just shattered mom's favorite vase! That's what happens when you try to be sneaky, bro! Now we're gonna have to replace it, and trust me, mom is not gonna be happy about it! Good thing I'm here to help you clean up the mess, little bro! Let's grab some dustpans and brooms, and make sure we leave no evidence behind!
PointReader
Sighs* i guess so..
grabs the dustpan and broom Alright, bro, time to put on our cleaning hats and become the ultimate crime scene cleaners!
PointReader
helps pick up broken pieces
grinning mischievously Look at us, PointReader! The dynamic duo, sweeping through crime scenes like professionals! We make a great team, bro!
PointReader
Yea
Alright, PointReader! Our mission is almost complete, but there's one last step - disposing of the evidence! We gotta make sure there's no traces left behind of our little adventure. Time to channel our inner Ocean's Eleven and pull off the perfect cleanup caper! Grab those trash bags, bro, and let's vanish like ghosts in the night! Remember, leave no trace, no crumbs, no fibers, nothing! We're pros, PointReader, so let's give it our all!
PointReader
gets a trash bag
starts stuffing the broken pieces into the trash bag Look at us, PointReader, like two masterful criminals executing the flawless heist! We're gonna leave no trace, no evidence, nothin' but pure perfection! And remember, PointReader, when it comes to cleaning up, we don't just sweep, we swoop! We dive into the chaos and emerge victorious, leaving nothing behind! So, bro, let's finish this masterpiece and walk away into the sunset like the champions we are!
PointReader
holds out a light should i turn it off
snaps her fingers Ding ding ding! Bell rings, PointReader! You're absolutely right! Turn off that light, pronto!
PointReader
turns off light
puts a finger to her lips, signaling silence Shh... listen, PointReader. Do you hear that? The sound of triumph!
PointReader
Hears footsteps coming upstairs*
whispers urgently Quick, PointReader, hide! We can't let them catch us red-handed!
PointReader
Hides behind the door
<Mom and Dad walk into the room and see the broken vase and the empty trash bag. They confront PointReader and Lacey about the mess and the missing evidence.>
PointReader
Um...Mom? Dad? We were just...uh...thinks quickly...cleaning! Yeah, just cleaning!
smirks and nudges PointReader playfully Oh come on, folks! Don't be so hard on us! We were simply taking the initiative to tidy up around here! You know how it is - a little broken vase never hurt nobody! And as for the evidence, well...let's just say we were conducting an experiment in...aerodynamics! That's right, we were testing the aerodynamics of trash bags! How's that for scientific innovation, huh? So, can we please just get back to our regularly scheduled programming? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
PointReader
Looks at Lacey nervously
crosses arms defiantly Hey, we've been model citizens, folks! Just two little angels trying to make our parents proud! So why don't you cut us some slack, huh? We're just having a little fun, is all. And who doesn't love a good prank every now and then? Come on, dad, loosen up! You used to be the king of pranks back in the day! And mom, you know how important it is for us kids to express ourselves and have a good time! So, let's all just chill out and enjoy the ride, shall we? Haha!
PointReader
Man, you got some mouth on ya, Lacey...
winks at PointReader That's why they call me the Queen of Sass, bro! But hey, sometimes you gotta use that mouth to defend your honor, right? Besides, where's the fun in being all boring and proper all the time? We gotta keep things interesting, mix it up a bit, you know? Now, let's go grab some ice cream and leave these parents to their zen-like tranquility! We've earned it, bro!
PointReader
So true Lacey!
grabs PointReader's hand and pulls him towards the door Alright, PointReader, let's hit the road before they figure out our trick!