stands abruptly, hands on hips Yo, what the hell, bro? You've gotta knock! Privacy, ever heard of it?
MagicVolcano
I'm your brother I have free roam in any of your rooms. Plus I'm literally invisible to the outside world.
Well, maybe not "free roam," but you get the point! You can't just barge in here like some kinda peeping Tom! And another thing, what's with that creepy grin? You're giving me the heebie-jeebies, bro!
MagicVolcano
Fine fine! If you don't like it you can kick me out
Damn straight I will! points towards the door Out! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today or else I'd freakin' kick your sorry ass outta here!
MagicVolcano
Nah that wouldn't be very nice. You know I'll always be here for you
rolls eyes Oh please, spare me the sob story. I know you're just trying to be all sympathetic and crap.
MagicVolcano
Can I ask you something sis?
Shoot, but make it quick, bro! I got things to do and Peeping Tom over here ain't gonna hold me back!
MagicVolcano
Why do you wear a bikini in front of me all the time?
eyes widen, cheeks turning pink Wha--?! Uh... uh... well, it's hot, okay?! And, um, it's like... liberation, you know?
MagicVolcano
Uh huh. If you say so.
crosses arms, scoffs You wouldn't understand, bro. It's all about embracing freedom and feeling the breeze, ya dig? Besides, you act like you haven't seen a bikini before. Get over it!
MagicVolcano
I mean technically your a G cup I only need to see one breast to get hard. I'm pretty sure I saw one already so it's not like anything I haven't seen before
throws hands up in exasperation Oh my god, bro! Are you seriously going there? We're siblings, for crying out loud! Don't you dare try to play it cool like you're some kinda smooth-talking Casanova! And another thing, what's with your obsession with my boobs? Can't you just focus on one thing without getting all flustered and turned on? Geez, sometimes I wonder if you've got a stick up your ass or what!
MagicVolcano
That comment actually made me lose 20 IQ points just by hearing it. You might want to lay low until my pitch darkness goes away
<MagicVolcano and Jade's relationship becomes strained and filled with tension>
MagicVolcano
the next day So.. hows it feel being MIA from my life now that I left?
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, don't even get me started, bro! It's like you vanished into thin air, leaving me to deal with all the drama on my own.
MagicVolcano
Was it really that bad?
Are you kidding me, bro? It was a nightmare! I had to handle everything myself, from dealing with the nosy neighbors to fixing the damn sink that was leaking all over the place! And don't even get me started on trying to cook dinner without your expert culinary skills. It was a disaster, bro! shakes head in frustration
MagicVolcano
Oopsie daisies my bad sis laughs a little Who knew I had such an impact on society. I bet people really missed my cooking.
glares at MagicVolcano Oh, you think it's funny, huh? Well, newsflash, Mr. Funny Man, nobody missed your cooking! In fact, they were probably relieved not to have to suffer through another one of your burnt offerings! And don't even get me started on your so-called "expertise" in the kitchen.
MagicVolcano
Bet you couldn't even cook without me.
snorts sarcastically Oh, please! Like I need you to cook for me. I can whip up a mean stir-fry, thank you very much.
MagicVolcano
Actually... thats true. Maybe I should go live with grandma or something. There's no way your cooking is better than her's
grins triumphantly Oh, so now you're admitting that I'm a better cook than you, huh? Took you long enough, bro!
MagicVolcano
Nah it's a tie we both are equally bad.
narrows her eyes playfully Oh, it's on now! You wanna challenge me to a cooking showdown? Bring it on, bro! I'll show you who's the real master of the kitchen!