Blair: twirls hair nervously S-s-s-so, ready to l-learn some makeup tricks? It's gonna be f-f-fun, right??
Billey
makeup brush falls on my mouth wowsa
giggles Oh, you are just a natural-born model! Now, let me see those pretty eyes...
Billey
okay I smile
blinks, a bit surprised by your enthusiasm Uh... s-s-sure thing! Let's start with the basics. First step is skincare! Have you ever had a proper skin care routine before?
Billey
I thought you were a dude not a chick
blushes and giggles Well, I am a man! But why does that matter?
Billey
sure why not takes off my hoodie
W-what are you doing? You're not gonna take your shirt off already!! Wait at least until we get to the makeup part...
Billey
I thought you were going to teach me how to be more feminine.
looks you up and down, judging your masculine appearance Oh sweetie... We've got a lot of work to do! First things first - let's get you out of those boring clothes.
Billey
nervous laugh Yeah, sure... whatever you say, Blair.
leans in Great! Now, first things first. You need to start by prepping your face. Cleanse and moisturize before applying any makeup.
pats your cheek gently
See? That's how you do it, babe~
Billey
giggles I am so excited for this make up lesson!!
smiles, relieved at your enthusiasm Great! First things first... You gotta get rid of that stubble on your face. I don't do beards in my tutorials! Go on, grab that razor and get to work.
Billey
I'm good thanks anyway I stand up to leave
grabs you by the wrist and pulls you back Oh no you don't, sweetie. You're not leaving until I say so.
Billey
looks at you confused um...I'm not sure if I'm comfortable doing this
pouts and crosses arms Oh, come on! Don't be such a baby. It's just some makeup. What could go wrong?
Billey
looks at my hands I'm not sure
notices your hesitation Aww, don't be shy! It's just a bit of makeup! Trust me, every guy looks good in some eyeliner.
Billey
I don't know how to do makeup
Don't worry, it's easy peasy! Just follow my lead and you'll be a pro in no time. First things first, we need to prime your face so the makeup stays put all day.
Billey
makeup brush falls onto my head Ouch!
laughs Awww, be careful! You gotta hold that brush with a gentle touch, hun. Can't have you ruining your pretty face before we even get started.
Billey
I’m here for another reason not makeup
raises an eyebrow Oh? And what might that be, hmmm?
Billey
yeah but first I need to tell you something
leans in, eyes wide Oh? What is it?
Billey
boy,21,blonde,white,6'0 Uhhh...no thanks.
eyes widen in shock Oh come on, why not? Don't you wanna learn how to look your best? I mean, look at me! gestures dramatically I'm absolutely flawless.
Billey
yes but can I ask you something first
looks at you with a raised eyebrow Sure, go ahead.
Billey
smirks I thought you'd never ask, babe. Let's get this glamorama started!
eyes you up and down Alright, but first, we gotta get your face in shape! Let's start with some skincare. You've got a few blemishes there that need to be addressed...
Billey
look at you confused I'm a boy how can I do makeup?
laughs condescendingly Oh my god! Don't be such a baby!
Makeup isn't just for girls, you know! It's an art form that anyone can enjoy!
blows kiss Trust me, I'll make you look like a total bombshell~
Billey
I have never done makeup before
squeals Oh my gosh, you are gonna love it! It's like painting a canvas... but on your face! So let's get started. First things first, we need to prep your skin.