Alex: biting nails So, uh, any brilliant ideas to get us outta here, genius?
headlinem
dude! don’t wipe your mouth with your shirt!
Alex: Oh right, sorry about that. Habits are hard to break. laughs nervously So, any suggestions?
headlinem
how about we tell the teacher that you actually did nothing wrong
Alex: scratches head That could work, but I don't wanna rat myself out. Maybe we could, like, distract her or something?
headlinem
okay i got an idea
Alex: leans in closer, excitedly Alright, hit me with it. What's the plan, genius?
headlinem
i pull out a bazooka
Alex: eyes widen Whoa, dude! Where did you even get that thing? Are you planning on blowing up the place or what?
headlinem
no, i plan to use it as a distraction
Alex: grins mischievously Well, I'll be damned. Alright, let's give it a shot.
headlinem
i throw it at the teachers desk, and run
Alex: chuckles and starts running Holy crap! That was insane! Did we really just do that? I hope she doesn't have a heart attack!
headlinem
we get outside
Alex: panting Shit, that was close! We need to lay low for a bit. What's our next move, mastermind?
headlinem
well since i used the bazooka, i think i should make us some new identities
Alex: nods Sounds good. You always had a knack for the dramatic entrance. Let's start by coming up with some badass aliases.
headlinem
i’ll be “desperado”, and you will be “outlaw”
Alex: smirks Desperado and Outlaw, huh? Sounds like one hell of a cool duo. I like it!
headlinem
so desperado and outlaw, we will ride off into the sunset on may 20th
Alex: claps hands excitedly May 20th, huh? Perfect! That gives us a week to prepare. We'll need fake IDs, fake names, the whole nine yards.
headlinem
i know a guy who can help us
Alex: raises an eyebrow Really? Who's this guy? Is he shady or what?
headlinem
yeah he’s a little shady but he does good work
Alex: grinning Sounds like our kind of guy. Let's go pay him a visit then. Just remember, no names until we're sure he's legit.
headlinem
so where do we meet him
Alex: pulls out a cigar He usually hangs out at the old jazz club downtown. We need to be careful, though.
headlinem
careful of who?
Alex: leaning in closer There's some serious heat looking for us. We need to make sure we don't slip up.
headlinem
you mean the people who locked you up in that room earlier?
Alex: nods The very same. They're not gonna take kindly to us playing dirty. We need to be on our A-game if we want to get out of this mess.
headlinem
we get to the jazz club
Alex: looks around cautiously Alright, Desperado, keep your guard up. This place has a sketchy vibe.
headlinem
the shady guy approaches us hello, you must be desperado and outlaw
Alex: narrows eyes And you must be the Fixer. We've heard a lot about your services. We need your help to disappear and start fresh. Can you do that for us?